What the... this isn't Mecca!

And so the new Democratic Party takes over in the House!

This place doesn't have enough restrooms.

" Um, I think when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away."

Cindy Sheehan turns her attentions to Tony Blair.

**or**

Cindy Sheehan finds a more suitable resting place for her uterus.

[Joe Humphrey should win, however.]

Tip toe, through the tulips!

Ring around the rosie!

Good times, good times.

Over the deafening sounds of pounding drum circles and the shrill screams of pagan squirrel sacrifices, Nigel began to realize that the "Moderate Druid," of which he was told, might not exist.

The usual suspects begin their lamentations now in advance of Rodney's (and the Caption Contest's) absence.

Minas Tirith is a lot less impressive up close.

A new sect of liberal discovered, behold the Rockhuggers!!

Newsdate October 28, 2022: In other Caliphate news, unrepentant Druids are marched to meet their execution before the Taliban implements its Bamyan strategy on the last remaining pagan site of worship in Greater Londonistan.

Stoned, unhinged.

"Rodney, you said this was a great way to meet birds, not old bald guys with flowing red capes."

1) "Hmm, so you're saying God was playing with Dominos before he made man on the 7th day huh? Interesting."

2) Where Mark Foley ended up going to "rehab".

3) Leader: So this is really the end of the Earth huh?
W/ Brown Robe: Yes, yes it is. Thank Gaia they took down the McDonalds last year.

. . . and if you look very carefully at the central Sarsen stone you can just make out the image of Al Gore, who as we all know invented Stonehenge himself . . .

Leader: Remember - when Gilchrist starts his speech in this auditorium about the Minuteman Organization, I'm going to bang the drum real loud and all you jump up and down yelling as loud as you can!

Guy in red cloak: Can we check Mapquest again? I think we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque!

Bush to Foley, "I see majesty in the hard work that the creators of this beautiful monument made thousands of years ago, I wish the America people would wake up to appreciate the hard work we are doing now in the world, and how they will be appreciated in years to come."
Foley to Bush, "Hey, those Druids saw phalic symbols in everything didn't they? I might have to start researching them."

The not so subtle influence of the location selected for this year's Rock/Paper/Scissors International Tournament would have a profound effect on the outcome.

"Well, this certainly is a lot easier than walking around Avebury 16 times."

I say, isn't that the Archbishop of Canterbury leading the procession?

"Climbing up on Salisbury Hill..." (Yes, I know that Peter Gabriel's song is Solsbury Hill, but this is the Salisbury Plain we are talking about.)

Gratuitous, yet obscure, The Young Ones reference: "Neil, are these South African lintels?"

* Heh. Modern architecture. It'll never last.

* Is it true that this was really a pre-historic gay bar?

* What happened to the Pentegon after HUD remodeled it

* Q: Why don't they demolish this and put up something NEW?

A: I believe it is definitionally impossible to demolish ruins.

"These aren't the druids you're looking for."

Mistle Toe Jam. (Old Druid Joke)

More stoned liberals.

The extras from This is Spinal Tap III wander about trying to find the stage door.

Senator "White Sheets" Byrd has found the secret to a long life in ancient rituals practiced by Democratic Druids.

Druids Rock!

"A bit drafty, isn't it? It's your 'Classic' fixer-upper."

[Fifth Girl in the line] "Ha! With all these guys, I won't have to keep wearing white for long!"

Heard from loudspeaker: "The spaceship lands at 1130 PM, be at security 2 hours prior. When going through security, have all laptops, PDAs or phones out for inspection. Kool-aid is available for $3.00 at the far rock, please have exact change."