* Floats Like A Butterfly And Stings Like, Well, A Butterfly.

* Beware - I'm wearing boxer shorts and know how to use them!

* Mike Tyson was certain he could beat his latest opponent.

* I mean, just look at him? How could he NOT hit below the belt?

* Cover of "A Boxing Corner man's Story by Dawson DeTowel"

* Album cover for the new group " The Boxing Ghandis"

* These boxing gloves are too big, said Tom heavy-handedly

The Bush Preemptive War Machine is now a Little Rocky. "Yo Adrienne!"

The new designer steroid, while certain to give a man those six-pack abs he desires, does come with one unfortunate side effect.

Jason Giambi's son asks for another cookie.

Don King's scheduling skills were questions when Mike Tyson's next opponent was revealed.

The consciousness of a liberal, Never gives up the fight!!

Yes I know you asked if I had to potty BEFORE putting my gloves on...

'I coulda been a contenda!'

I know that ultimate fighting is popular, but are you really sure we need to adjust it for the childrens market?

What is sadder, that the kid has a 6-pack like I have never had or that he could probably beat me up?

A visualisation of the democratic election opponents as seen through the eyes of Rove.

There's no crying in boxing.

What do you mean I can't hit below the belt? What else can I reach?

Oh great. Somebody woke up from their nap cranky and ready to fight.

You think it's EASY fitting a diaper in these things?

The Dyno-MITE Kid, of course.

Elaborate Anti-Nosepicking Scheme Builds Self-Esteem, Not Boogers.

Tanya Harding/Sylvester Stallone's love child.

Tom found that he was reduced in size by each encounter with his wife. He finally learned not to say, "Want a piece of me?"

"My Best Punch Is A Right Upper-Cut, I Call It My Nut Cracker Sweet."

"Well Jim, the toughest fighter, pound for pound, in the world still has to be super-ultra-featherweight, Mickey (the Mouse) Trujillo."

And Bush said that everyone knew he was a fighter but the recent election had made him feel small.

"Let 'Madam Speaker' gently roll off your tongue, Elephant Man."

Sucker Punched By Howard Dean.