"The son of Skywalker must not become a turkey eater."

"Yes, my master."

Oh no, it's Cynthia McKinney fully enraged and about to strike!

Walk softly, and carry a big c-ck.

Hey Guys!!! You see the size of that Chicken!!

"In America we have nasty little birds called Butterballs. You French can really give thanks."

Kim Jong Il's emissary knew, suddenly, two things: that the reports from the nuclear test site were true, and that he would never survive to report them to Dear Leader.

Revenge of the Chickenhawks

Who you calling turkey, turkey?

While the Texas A&M program shows great promise in providing more protein to a hungry world, there may be some drawbacks.

Why the terms "egg head" and "sit on my face" have a special meaning to the Kojak impersonator.

"CLUCK YOU!"

New Viagra tag-line:

Feeling insecure about your cock size?

It seemed not having a comb was the only thing they had in common.

"Nobody calls me chicken."

1) John Maddon's gift to Brett Farve and the Green Bay Packers after their next win, the Ultimate TurDuckin (TM), enough to feed the whole team.

2) Damn that High Definition TV looks good enough to eat!

3) Man when I called that guy a Chicken, I didn't realize he'd turn into one.

4) Nickelodian is taking their Jimmy Neutron and the Eggoclians to far, Poultra-II. (you have to have kids to get that one).

5) Turk-tra verses Gozilla!! (Sorry don't know the Japanese kanji for that one).

6) Hello Butterball Help Line? So how many hours per pound do I cook a 1000-lb turkey?

STOP THE CONTEST.

Okay, well, too late, but now that I have your attention:

Rodney, my man, this picture has got to be a future contender.

* Look, all I want is for the giant bird to put Mini-Me friggin' DOWN... is it really asking so much?

Prepare to DIE, Omelette-Breath!

Anderson, RightLinx current contest has that picture, but you're right, it is a winner.

"I Used Your Nose Clippers But I Never Touched Your Shampoo!"

Bob, the Circus Geek, suddenly regretted his chosen profession.

Payback. This time it's for real!

Eat More Humans

"As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? 'Cause I don't see anybody else standing here."

"Well, you have to crack a few heads to make an omelette."

Somewhere, Allen Ginsberg is chuckling to himself.

Well, they are the descendants of dinosaurs, you know.

Hmm..., tastes like chicken...

Bob soon learned what being truly henpecked really meant.

Talk about a bad feather day...

Quetzlcoatl rules!

"You heard me. I said, 'Bird, bird, bird. The bird's the word.'"

Still image from the 1969 sci-fi cult classic: Mr. Clean vs. the Giant Turkey from Mars.

You just knew that once turkeys went free-range, a badass attitude was not far behind.

It was at that very moment that John the world famous tyer of fishing flies thought to himself, "To hell with catching trout!"

I see his thyroid problem has gotten a bit out of hand.

Next on The Travel Channel:

The truth behind why Zen Buddhists don't eat meat.

"Honey, were you going for the Teresa Heinz Kerry look?"

Mister Purdue, you want a piece of me!!!!