If Odysseus couldn't wait for a smoke break, he should hav stayed back with Sinon.

GUYS! GUYS! I found the solution to the frozen hose problem...psssssss.

Perhaps if we built a large wooden *badger* . . .

Inside the burned-out Trojan Reindeer, rescue workers found only pygmy-sized human bones.

Bob, would you stop singing that damn BOC song.

Upon seeing the David Koresh Memorial Christmas Display a Seattle rabbi with the Central Organization for Jewish Learning demanded to sue for a "Burnt Menorah" Holocaust Memorial Display.

Members of the Trojan Fire Department were stunned when they discovered...

"All very funny, Tommy. Next time, build one without a flatulence issue."

"It's Christmas! Gavle is known for a friggin' goat. C'mon boys. Let it burn. Reinvent the town. Everybody likes Lucille, right? We'll put the ho in ho, ho, ho."

Happy Holidays
Visit Gavle, Sweden
Sweden's Non-Gaming Vegas
Ho Ho Ho

Then this big metal cage was supposed to slam down and catch the mouse...I don't know what went wrong?

Homeland security reported a failed terrorist attack last night. Their only clue is the perpetrator would mistakenly translate 'άλογο' (horse) for 'αίγα' (goat).

I know that the livestock is contributing more to global warming than all the planes, trains and automobiles combined, but is burning a goat in effigy really the best recommendation Gore has for averting global warming?

Bunch of goat ropers.

It turned out to be a very baaah(d), baaah(d) fire.

The first sign of a coming dark age as hordes of Vandals burn down the Christmas goat made of straw beloved by the civilized Swedes.

Is it just me or did I miss the part in the Bible about the Christmas goat made of straw.

Alas, Burning Goat never really caught on like Burning Man did.

Police today announced the arrest of Adam and Jamie of the Discovery Channel's Mythbusters, charging them with involuntary manslaughter in the deaths of nine Greek immigrants.

Let's just say reenenacting the Trojan Horse ruse in Iraq was not Bush's finest hour.

1) Paris's next Neo-Modern Art exhibit that went up in flames, at least it was easier on the insurance industry than if it was a car.

2) "What kinda signal does that send across the aisle? Burning an effigy of the Democrat's mascot, I just have to say, 'Can't we all just get along.'" -- Newt Gingrich

3) "Yessir there's 6 kabobs on the ground here. Some homeless Muslims must of torched this thing thinking it was real and were looking for some dinner."

These must be the 'Wise Men', cause in the Bible it says ...'and the Wise Men came from a fire.'

The rookie was immediately accepted into the firefighting brotherhood when he told the others to put away their hoses -- that he would put this one out by himself.