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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title>
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		<title>By: timturk</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-108303</link>
		<dc:creator>timturk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The bizaro world Easter Island, where a the bunny has been replaced by Santa, plush vegetation replaced by desert and the mysterious stone faces have been replaced by umbrellas wrapped in metrosexual sweaters.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The bizaro world Easter Island, where a the bunny has been replaced by Santa, plush vegetation replaced by desert and the mysterious stone faces have been replaced by umbrellas wrapped in metrosexual sweaters.</p>
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		<title>By: elliot</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-108040</link>
		<dc:creator>elliot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 16:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Santa was irritated, he had sand in places he didn&#039;t know existed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Santa was irritated, he had sand in places he didn't know existed.</p>
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		<title>By: Gollum</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107943</link>
		<dc:creator>Gollum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 15:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who knew that Santa&#039;s rosy cheeks and cherry-red nose really came from ClubMed France?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knew that Santa's rosy cheeks and cherry-red nose really came from ClubMed France?</p>
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		<title>By: Gollum</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107938</link>
		<dc:creator>Gollum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 14:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Santa heads back, concluding that the topless area of the elf beach isn&#039;t really such a hoot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Santa heads back, concluding that the topless area of the elf beach isn't really such a hoot.</p>
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		<title>By: Gollum</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107937</link>
		<dc:creator>Gollum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 14:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Conspiracy theorists declared this latest &quot;proof&quot; of Santa as a fake, claiming that the angle of the shadow is geologically impossible and the lack of Santa footprints is a clear indication of photoshopping.  Reuters did not respond to the claim.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Conspiracy theorists declared this latest "proof" of Santa as a fake, claiming that the angle of the shadow is geologically impossible and the lack of Santa footprints is a clear indication of photoshopping.  Reuters did not respond to the claim.</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel Edith</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107931</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Edith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Anybody seen 34th Street?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Anybody seen 34th Street?"</p>
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		<title>By: elliot</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107922</link>
		<dc:creator>elliot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After a very successful season, Santa turns his attention towards Cupid and the Easter Bunny. He was quoted as saying &quot;I&#039;m tired of working only one day a year&quot; Cupid or the Easter Bunny could not reached.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a very successful season, Santa turns his attention towards Cupid and the Easter Bunny. He was quoted as saying "I'm tired of working only one day a year" Cupid or the Easter Bunny could not reached.</p>
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		<title>By: LorgSkyegon</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107855</link>
		<dc:creator>LorgSkyegon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After claiming to be &quot;bigger than Jesus,&quot; Santa showed his love for the Beatles by imitating the cover of &lt;I&gt;Abbey Road&lt;/i&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After claiming to be "bigger than Jesus," Santa showed his love for the Beatles by imitating the cover of <i>Abbey Road</i>.</p>
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		<title>By: Scott_T</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107854</link>
		<dc:creator>Scott_T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1)  Santa feels he&#039;s made a fashion fauxpa wearing Red and White to the North Pole Christmas Party held on an Australian beach.  Should-of-been Silver and Gold, definately Silver and Gold.

2) Christie Alley&#039;s next show she&#039;s going to host, Fat Santa.

3)  Ba-Humbug, I quit.  Was the last thing was heard before Santa was found here in Jamacia in January.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1)  Santa feels he's made a fashion fauxpa wearing Red and White to the North Pole Christmas Party held on an Australian beach.  Should-of-been Silver and Gold, definately Silver and Gold.</p>
<p>2) Christie Alley's next show she's going to host, Fat Santa.</p>
<p>3)  Ba-Humbug, I quit.  Was the last thing was heard before Santa was found here in Jamacia in January.</p>
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		<title>By: Timmer</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107835</link>
		<dc:creator>Timmer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 15:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The moment before we learn under all those layers, wig and fake beard...Santa is a guy who shouldn&#039;t wear a thong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The moment before we learn under all those layers, wig and fake beard...Santa is a guy who shouldn't wear a thong.</p>
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		<title>By: Hodink</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107832</link>
		<dc:creator>Hodink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 15:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Santa is in the wrong place at the wrong time after his GPS fails.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Santa is in the wrong place at the wrong time after his GPS fails.</p>
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		<title>By: Bithead</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107831</link>
		<dc:creator>Bithead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 14:23:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The answer is, Purple.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The answer is, Purple.</p>
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		<title>By: Caption Contest - Miss USA Edition &#187; Right Pundits</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107815</link>
		<dc:creator>Caption Contest - Miss USA Edition &#187; Right Pundits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Outside the Beltway [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Outside the Beltway [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Lionel</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107814</link>
		<dc:creator>Lionel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Next year, I replace Rudolph with a GPS device!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next year, I replace Rudolph with a GPS device!</p>
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		<title>By: William d'Inger</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-157/comment-page-1/#comment-107810</link>
		<dc:creator>William d'Inger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The red burka and white veil were fashion flops, but the beach umbrellas sold tolerably well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The red burka and white veil were fashion flops, but the beach umbrellas sold tolerably well.</p>
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