Comments on: Caption Contest

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:48:53 +0000

In an effort to make a film the Sundance Institue can't ignore next year, aspiring independent filmmaker Johnny Fulcher pitches his high concept script: "Pedophile Priests Do Dogs", to Father O'Malley.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:31:19 +0000

"Can I get a 'bow-wow'?"

By: elliot

elliot — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:30:33 +0000

Opps: make that Mark was......

By: Ingress

Ingress — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:10:05 +0000

The audition for Papal Canine Idol went great. Father Simon cautioned Bowser to tone it down a little then sent him on to the next round in the Holy See.

By: elliot

elliot — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:54:23 +0000

Mary was just following the veterinarians orders, but she didn't know the difference between 'excercise' and exorcise'

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:32:47 +0000

Triumph? He's a puppet. He's got a human's hand up his ass. Me? I'm a real insult comic dog. You don't believe me? He Padre, what do you do when you hear boys underwear is half off? ...but I kid, because I love...you love don't you? Too much? See, what did I tell you?

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:24:47 +0000

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don’t think that I can take it ’cause it took so long to bake it...

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:08:00 +0000

(Stolen from a previous OTB Caption Contest) "Blessed are the peemakers..."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:42:33 +0000

"Me and you and a dog named Boo, how I love bein' the Pope's man."

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 17:56:02 +0000

"Eanie Meanie Jelly Beanie,
The spirits are about to speak."

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:33:59 +0000

Evidential photos showed the priest turning the woman's nasty husband into a nice dog. The College of Cardinals had to wonder if this was Saint-making miracle criteria.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:02:17 +0000

They warned us that redefining marriage was a slippery slope, as proved by Pierre and his Bullzilla.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:38:09 +0000

The dyslexic priest was excited when he thought he was talking to GOD.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:30:16 +0000

Madonna's new video was...well...weird!

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:28:55 +0000

A reporter for VNN (Vatican News Network) interviews Chris Mathews.