Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Chris Cameron

Chris Cameron — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:21:00 +0000

Mr President, this is how Canada got out of the Middle East.

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:13:01 +0000

"Well, I'm an oil man, myself. But if you've got something that runs on hot air, boy, I sure do have folks supplying me with that all day long."

By: Lionel

Lionel — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:25:53 +0000

"Your telling me Tony Soprano could place Asama Bin Laden Back here?"

By: elliot

elliot — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:05:46 +0000

....and we'll throw in a yellow 'President on Board' sign for the back window.

By: Lionel

Lionel — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:57:12 +0000

"Did I hear you right, I can use Dick Cheney's pace maker to jump start this thing?"

By: GOP and College

GOP and College — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:07:03 +0000

"I see all them batteries back there, so if one of Ol' Slick Willie's interns gets rear ended in there, it's not going to go all Pinto on her ass is it?" "My V-8 will still kick it's ass any day."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:24:16 +0000

"Yes sir, we call this the 2007 Oscar. It is environmentally sensitive, in line with Al Gore's Oscar-winning documentary; there's plenty of room for The Departed, if you know what I mean; and only those rich enough to be a King of Scotland or a Queen of England can afford it."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:20:37 +0000

"Well, yes sir, the electricity this vehicle runs on is generated by a nuclear power plant, so I guess you could say it is a 'nukular' car."

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 15:20:23 +0000

"Could Cheney and Ahmadinejad fit comfortably in here for a wrestling match?"

By: David Harris

David Harris — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 14:44:23 +0000

For the last time, Mr. President. I will NOT give you 50 bucks if you hide in there.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 14:37:24 +0000

Bush: "Hey, fella, it's a clever idea but I just don't think NASCAR's gonna go for it."

By: elliot

elliot — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 13:01:38 +0000

Can you do better on the price if I trade-in the Executive Limo and Air-Force one?

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:08:05 +0000

Does the Pentagon know this is cheaper than "their" hammer?

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:37:03 +0000

"Ok now, you want me to go grab Condi and Tony and have the three of us dangle our legs from back here thrusting this car down the road while Cheney drives. Do you work for Clinton or Obama?"

By: Stormy Dragon

Stormy Dragon — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:42:34 +0000

I don't care how big the built-in TV is, when I proposed a $1.2 billion electric car initiative, I didn't mean to spend it on just ONE.