Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Stormy Dragon

Stormy Dragon — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:47:42 +0000

Q: Why did the mecha cross the battlefield?

A: To get at the other side

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 23:27:35 +0000

With corn prices going up due to ethenol production, chaos reigned in the Kellogg's promotional department.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:57:51 +0000

This erection has taken longer than four hours, should we call for medical attention?

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:38:40 +0000

Mr Giuliani created the Church Of The Cocksure for men who like three wives and a mistress.

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:19:44 +0000

Hey, I found the wishbone.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:14:46 +0000

"No no no! I said go steal a chicken!"

By: DaveD

DaveD — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:51:31 +0000

James Cameron unearths another questionable religious artifact.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:19:02 +0000

"Let's just say Senator Clinton has her own way of proving she is cocky."

By: Caption Contest - Al Gore Wins an Oscar » Right Pundits

Caption Contest - Al Gore Wins an Oscar » Right Pundits — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:06:55 +0000

[...] Outside the Beltway (THU-M) [...]

By: JR

JR — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:34:08 +0000

"Sling that other cable around there and see if you can lift his pecker."

By: Timmer

Timmer — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:34:00 +0000

A weather-vane built to Government specifications.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:49:53 +0000

They've already sent one to "botched" joker Kerry, now members of the US military are working on a photo message for Murtha.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:39:09 +0000

The difference between a real chicken and this one is, a real chicken eats kernels, and this one...

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:37:07 +0000

What does a 30-foot-tall steel chicken say? "Here, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel!"

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:28:04 +0000

The GOP gets ready for their annual convention in Iowa......Frank and Bob are setting up the display for Giant Ornate Poultry in front of the convention center.