Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:12:09 +0000

Bill Richardson - "C'mon advise me! I don't know whether to shout Hare Krishna or get Babs to sing Send In The Clowns. This is the true March Madness."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:23:26 +0000

"Don't knock civil unions. Folks are united in their civility. And it's like high school. You can dance with any sex!"

By: Lionel

Lionel — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 00:59:13 +0000

The Goldman Bar Mitzvah was completely ruined when someone played the song, "Send in the clowns"!

By: McGehee

McGehee — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 19:57:59 +0000

It was easy to see why only two of them got out of the car this time.

By: Deathlok

Deathlok — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:31:41 +0000

1. In an effort to save money, the city has combine the American-Jewish Parade with the Ringley Brothers Parade.

2. Who's the Clown in the Fez?

(Hey! Nobody said the word Fez! It had to be said.)

By: serr8d

serr8d — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:30:12 +0000

Damn, I miss John Belushi...

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:32:59 +0000

... and the Fitzmas Costume Ball goes on and on ...

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:32:11 +0000

The IAEA stops at Katz's Deli to pick up some knishes on the way back to Turtle Bay.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:28:34 +0000

As the senior senator from New York, Chuck Schumer exercised his right to walk before Hillary in Crown Heights' St. Patrick's Day Parade.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:22:07 +0000

Several of Adele Lutz's creations that were rejected by David Byrne before he finally settled on the Big Suit for Stop Making Sense.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:21:04 +0000

"Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on..."

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 21:10:10 +0000

Weekend Caption Contests...

Other Current Contests . . ....

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:50:00 +0000

..Next on "What Not To Wear"

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:47:44 +0000

At little Joshua's Bar Mitzvah, the clowns, hired as entertainment, were immediately escorted out when they sang ..'Hava Tequila'

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:08:29 +0000

We're not really mohels, but we did a birthday party at a Holiday Inn in Crown Heights last night.