Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 21:52:17 +0000

"See that little hottie over there, Karl? She looks just like Diana Ross. Honest, I sooooo wanted to nominate her for The Supremes."

By: Bouhaki

Bouhaki — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 16:39:12 +0000

"Karl, H. L. Mencken said, 'As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.' Is that me?"

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:11:05 +0000

"Too bad we're Republicans, Karl. If I were a Democrat, I'd invite that blonde over there into the Oval Office to enjoy a cigar."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 10:12:08 +0000

"My favorite Dubya joke, Karl? Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, 'Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?' George W. looks bewildered and says, 'Who are Einstein and Picasso?' Saint Peter sighs and says, 'Come on in, George.'"

By: OJ

OJ — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:56:24 +0000

W: See the sharks circling Karl?
Rove: We should put out more chum!

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 05:41:35 +0000

"Ya know Karl, I can see through your one ear and out the other. For real."

By: Chrees

Chrees — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:39:19 +0000

"Wow, you're right Karl. Chomps can bite a man in half. Let the New York Times know they need a replacement in the press pool."

By: Matthew Rinker

Matthew Rinker — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 17:09:21 +0000

GW: "Karl, good timing getting the Prosecutor to bring up this CIA leak thing right as I am about to appoint a Justice. Divide and conquer those Democrats. They wont know which one to fight for more."

Rove: "Glad I could be of service."

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 16:46:49 +0000

"Hey Karl, you know that word N U C L E A R. How do you say it?"

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 15:23:38 +0000

He-heh, is that what I think it is, Karl? Yep, by God, it is. The White House press corp all tangled up in hooks, lines, and sinkers. Good job, buddy.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:47:22 +0000

Bush: "So what'd you have for lunch today, Karl?" Rove: "Mr. President, it's wartime, so I only eat MRE's." Bush: "MRE's?" Rove: "Mindless Reactionary Elitists." [urp!] "Whoops, that Joe Wilson Bourdelais a la Antoine is starting to repeat on me. Too much cayenne, I guess."

By: Elizabeth Southern

Elizabeth Southern — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 13:44:17 +0000

"Psst...Karl,do you watch MXC? Don't get eliminated!"

By: Enlightenment Reactionary

Enlightenment Reactionary — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 04:45:05 +0000

Karl, why is there a microphone on the back of your head?

By: Leopold Stotch

Leopold Stotch — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 03:21:10 +0000

W.: Karl, either this kid next to me is a Democrat, or he's got one hell of a case of the Mondays ...

By: Eric J

Eric J — Tue, 19 Jul 2005 02:08:25 +0000

"Laura sure blew my cover last night."