Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:41:08 +0000

I'm a dame who is Valerie Plame.
And I blame Cheney and what's his name.
The whole thing is lame.
Though I can't win this game.
I know how to aim and flame.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:43:01 +0000

"Senator, I assure you, I am not Teri Garr."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:40:41 +0000

Senator: "Please state your name." Ms. Plame: "Valerie Plame." Senator: "Please state your nationality." Ms. Plame: "Sir, I'm an American't." Senator: "Please state your occupation." Ms. Plame: "Under cover spy and front cover Vanity Fair Model." Senator: "Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?" Ms. Plame: "Sir, I promise to tell THE TRUTH, and not waste time on the facts."

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:23:38 +0000

Plame...Valerie Plame.
(Cheesy guitar riff in the background)

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:15:21 +0000

"No Senator Kennedy. I will NOT show you my t*ts!"

By: physics geek

physics geek — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:07:45 +0000

From the Democrat alternate reality:

"First, I shot the laser beams that Q installed under my fingernails. This stunned the mastermind, whereupon I threw my my grenade-wedding ring to finish the job. After all, I have a license to kill. And no, I won't tell you my real name. Just call me Double-O Sixty Nine."

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:24:56 +0000

"Yes, I've gone to a great deal of trouble to dye my roots dark."

By: Phil Smith

Phil Smith — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:41:59 +0000

"So I told Bill, 'Just put that ugly thing away, and I'll do the next best thing and -- oh, I don't know -- I got it, I'll screw George Bush.' Little did I know what form that would take."

By: elliot

elliot — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:00:39 +0000

...Yes I would like a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme..

By: Gollum

Gollum — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:21:35 +0000

Plame motions for Mannie Garcia to sit down so she can understand the question.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:20:12 +0000

"Um, can I go to the bathroom?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:18:44 +0000

"Yes senator, before the invasion in 2003, Iraq was a happy valley where little children flew kites and rivers of chocolate flowed freely..."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:12:21 +0000

Senator: "Bob's a strange name for a girl. isn't it?" Ms. Plame: It's short for... Kate."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:11:07 +0000

"Now Ms. Plame, which column are you a part of? You don't have to say it, just hold up your fingers."

By: Gollum

Gollum — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:10:59 +0000

The dark-haired girl on the left broke down into tears when she realized that she, in fact, was the elephant in the room.