Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Former Marxist

Former Marxist — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 17:10:07 +0000

"Charlie was aghast as the "Golden Ticket" he found was not for the chocolate factory, but for a free lap dance at Cheetahs.

By: VenerableEnigma

VenerableEnigma — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 14:48:17 +0000

"Bees knees! I should jolly well pass this on to Tony and Dunya so they can create a peaceful world. But those two are a bit dodgy. Nope, I'll be keeping this so I can move my family and our house in with Weird Willy."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 13:51:08 +0000

* Please, Sir, may I have more?
(Oh, wait, wrong script. CUT!!!!)

* Florida officials couldn't explain how little Timmy's ballot had chads on it, nor could them explain how a 9 year old got in to vote in the first place. But these issues didn't stop his vote for the Democrat from counting.... three times.

* Damn... they're making these PDA's smaller all the time, huh?

* I've won a date with Ruth Ginzburg?

By: Cybrludite

Cybrludite — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 09:13:59 +0000

Mommy, what's a "golden shower"?

By: TeaFizz

TeaFizz — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 23:31:50 +0000

As a child, Midas hoped that his parents wouldn't notice his grades by turning his report card into gold.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 21:50:27 +0000

"Aw, he's got a ticket to ride..." "... Good luck Mr. Phelps. This golden ticket will self destruct in 5 seconds." Cool! A signed, irrevocable letter of transit. But who's this Ugarte fellow?

By: Roger

Roger — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:24:04 +0000

"Hey Dad! This must be secret agent stuff because it says "Shh, Top Secret, Valarie Plame is a spy, pass it on!"

By: Roger

Roger — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:22:32 +0000

"Doggone it! I wanted to go to Disneyland!"

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:59:56 +0000

Wrecked for life: Good for one free Helen Thomas bikini calendar.

By: Gop and the City

Gop and the City — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:22:36 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest

Hat Tip to Urban Elephants, which links to a Newsday site that has 68 pictures of Hillary. Surprisingly enough, they managed to airbrush her horns out of most of the shots.

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Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:30:04 +0000

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By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Fri, 22 Jul 2005 05:07:36 +0000

"Ahhhh, another chance at this then. Great! This time, I'll sell it."

By: Donald Sensing

Donald Sensing — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 19:52:17 +0000

Once Wonka opened up a chain of Chinese restaurants, everyone got a "Golden Fortune" after eating. But sadly, all Charlie Bucket's fortune said was, "Date and dinner the same - both dog."

By: Chrees

Chrees — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 19:28:32 +0000

"Pick up girls? Ewwwww...why would I want to do that?"

By: Matthew Rinker

Matthew Rinker — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 18:04:04 +0000

Ticket reads: "Congratulations, you've won Dubya's Magical Defense Plan. You have just been enlisted in the War against Terror. Please report to the Pentagon immediately." Charlie: "Does this mean I have to go to Iraq?"