Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Thu, 24 May 2007 13:32:13 +0000

Damn, if blackface don't improve Bill's appearance.

By: Pudge

Pudge — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:15:57 +0000

"Look here you five-faced b**ch, how 'bout we drop the cue cards and see who can out BS who ?"

By: Pudge

Pudge — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:11:50 +0000

"Now in my opinion,anything smaller than this ISN'T an abortion. So ladies,if you have some little premature brat that's all colicky and crying and stuff,don't worry,MY judicial appointees will have passed 'The Test'."

By: Pudge

Pudge — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:04:11 +0000

"No,you're cool baby. This is about as wide as I like my hos' hips to be anyway."

By: Pudge

Pudge — Thu, 24 May 2007 01:00:28 +0000

"...So in my administration,the lockbox that will hold native born white folks rights will be about this wide,by this high,by this..."

By: Pudge

Pudge — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:51:59 +0000

"...So my Grandma said,'I hopes ya git sum good white candidates boy'.(sobbing)And my only regret is...that my Papas' tribe stoned her to death before she could see this."

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:16:23 +0000

1) Obama: So Senator Clinton, why do you always look constipated at these discussions? 2) Obama and Hillary on the only TV Station willing to carry a Democratic debate (or one they feel comfortable with). WGN-New York. 3) The Nutroots choices: a new, "clean" black man; or an experienced, "nuianced" woman. Decisions, decisions. 4) SNL's church lady. "Well isn't that special." When Obama describes his shoe size.

By: physics geek

physics geek — Tue, 22 May 2007 17:51:54 +0000

"So Senator Clinton, was the cigar this big?" "That woman in the front row has HUGE tracts of land." ::Hillary thought balloon:: "God, the Robot dance is so 1980s."

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 22 May 2007 16:39:46 +0000

...so I took her head in my hands like this...and that's how she got the pearl necklace.

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 22 May 2007 15:39:24 +0000

"I was standing in line at Walmart and I had this epiphany. I was telling the man next to me. He dialed 911. 'Hey Judy. A guy here at WalMart has a problem with his fanny.'"

By: Combat Wombat

Combat Wombat — Tue, 22 May 2007 12:20:00 +0000

Her: Ahem..You're assuming I go for that kind thing, aren't you, Mr. Obama?

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Tue, 22 May 2007 10:29:35 +0000

Barack: I see a day when Donald Sensing wins an OTB caption contest and is hit with a huge bill for exceeding his bandwidth by a huge margin. This is the America I'm working towards.

Hillary: Doesn't care of Sensing's opinion of him, does he?

By: Donald Sensing

Donald Sensing — Tue, 22 May 2007 03:46:43 +0000

Obama: And another thing, Mrs. Clinton: Donald Sensing posts captions on OTB's caption contest, yet doesn't win. I ask you - is that fair? Is that what America is supposed to be about? I envision a country where Donald Sensing wins OTB caption contests! But you don't. Why not? Hillary (thinking as Obama talks): Dang, I wish I could wear a dark suit, red tie and stand real tall. A dark suit I got, but one out of three doesn't cut it. Man, I wish I could wear a red tie. They look so ... presidential. And who the heck is this "Sensing" guy? Does he have a red tie? Yeah, probably. Ya know, I'm just screwed.

By: dennis

dennis — Tue, 22 May 2007 03:37:01 +0000

Obama: I like big butts and I cannot lie....

Hillary: WTF?

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 22 May 2007 03:29:51 +0000

"I have a dream. Senator Clinton would call it a nightmare."