Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 28 May 2007 06:08:23 +0000

Bush - "Son, no gestures from you. Just keep your thumbs on the nu-cu-lar 'football.'"

By: tammy swofford

tammy swofford — Sun, 27 May 2007 17:37:59 +0000

Tap, tap, tap. Sir? Mr. President? The parade ended an hour ago, Sir.

Tammy

By: Ator

Ator — Sat, 26 May 2007 09:23:48 +0000

Bush: "Damn these photo-ops, Mr Thumb hurts like hell..."

By: McGehee

McGehee — Sat, 26 May 2007 00:46:35 +0000

I thought it was Tom Cruise and Patrick Stewart

D'oh!!!

It was the uniform that threw me off -- it didn't look Starfleety enough.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Fri, 25 May 2007 23:13:52 +0000

Twenty years from now, there's gonna be a crop of General Officers with the coolest "I-Love-Me Walls" ever!

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Fri, 25 May 2007 23:09:09 +0000

We're on a Mission from God.

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 25 May 2007 15:26:53 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

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By: American Idol Caption Contest » Right Pundits

American Idol Caption Contest » Right Pundits — Fri, 25 May 2007 07:13:59 +0000

[...] Outside the Beltway likes Bush. [...]

By: ibejo

ibejo — Fri, 25 May 2007 01:12:16 +0000

"All together now: Y.M.C.A...we were dancing at the..Y.M.C.A."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:44:04 +0000

"Yea, opposable thumbs, it's what separates from the chimps and other apes."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:42:33 +0000

"I call him mini-me."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:39:23 +0000

I'm taking Senator Reid's advice and pulling my thumb out of my ass. See?

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:53:36 +0000

(Moments before, off-stage) "Mr. President, how was Tailhook?"

By: physics geek

physics geek — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:05:53 +0000

New campaign poster for Bush to the Republican base with this caption: " You want border security? Up yours!"

Promo for the sequel Thumb Wars: A New Dope. Steve Oedekerk could not be reached for comment.

By: Roger

Roger — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:24:43 +0000

1. W: "To all of you graduating today, mission accomplished! 2. And here's the cast for "Top Gun II": Tom Cruise, George Bush and Patrick Steward. John Edwards will act as Cruise's stunt double. 3. W: "What? We aren't being broadcast on MTV? Here kid, have your shades back...Laura!..."