Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:03:14 +0000

When I am elected President, you will only have to wait 10 months to see a physician when you are sick.

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:49:54 +0000

In the movie Close Encounters, The Sequel, Clinton greets the alien and is promptly eaten.

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 07:18:34 +0000

1. How Hillary fakes an orgasm.

2. When Hillary realized she was drying her nails the wrong way.

By: Donald Sensing

Donald Sensing — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 20:52:23 +0000

Everybody shout after me: "BANZAI! BANZAI!" Cripes, I've always wanted to do that.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:51:41 +0000

"Assume the position!"

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:39:15 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

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By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:49:36 +0000

Hillary (thinking): 'OOh, OOh, I just gotta have a Barry Bonds home run ball'..."HIT IT HERE! HIT IT HERE!"

By: fustian

fustian — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:02:00 +0000

Some of Hillary's muslim friends come to visit. And they brought their vests!

By: fustian

fustian — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:59:57 +0000

Hillary in the midst of rethinking her position on gun control...

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:59:45 +0000

"Then I put my hands up on his belly so Bill doesn't fall over on me."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:35:42 +0000

* ...and they Hillary puts the cookies WAAAYYY up in the oven!!

* Hillary, making contact with Mrs Roosevelt.

* No! No! ME! look at ME, damn it, look at ME! It's all about ME.

* Hillary at the book signing for her second book: "It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband"

* Anyone want a free shredder?

* Who thought Bubba was practicing his SAX moves?

By: William d'Inger

William d'Inger — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 23:48:30 +0000

Having missed the morning news, Hillary launches into her "Free Paris now!" chant.

By: mannning

mannning — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 23:36:05 +0000

Not 8, but 10 years!

By: stillearly

stillearly — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 22:26:54 +0000

Godzilla! No, just Hillary's reaction to Fred entering the race...

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:28:17 +0000

"Arrested for prostitution? I ain't no ho!"