Nancy Pelosi Demands Free Military Air Travel for Adult Children of Congress

* Bumper sticker: My other ship is a Cube

* Swedish guys have all the fun

* These drive -ins just ain't what they used to be.

* I am Sajack of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE

*Mobile Filling station/Resturant: "Tme Smore-Gas-Borg"

* Bumper sticker: This ship brakes for black holes and temporal disunities.

* Ship repairs? Battle damage? Call Subspace BR-549!

All your ISS are belong to us.

"Why am I here? The House Judiciary Committee subpoenaed me. Harriet Miers and I go way back."

"Damn Soyuz capsule cut me off."

That's correct officer. You can indeed assume by my lack of dress that me and the Mrs. were otherwise occupied at the time of the crash.

They told me about the traffic over Roswell...

MADD (Martians against drunk driving) released a photo today...

Why friends don't let friends drive faster than light speed vehicles while drunk.

Take me to your Z-visa processing leader.

While being coy on whether he would run in the GOP or democratic primary, Shasbat does hold the potential for something other than politics as usual. Critics from the left attacked him for adding nothing new to their demands for withdrawal from Iraq. Critics from the left attacked him for what they called vague answers on the sanctity of life.

You can tell its a fake. He's little, but he's not green and it isn't clear he is a man.

"A warning. Don't drink the water on Mars."

After the accident, it was clear that Gleep couldn't hold his Soylent Green.

"I should not have allowed Zaphod to serve me that third Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster."

The degree to which Burlak went native surprised his rescuers.

"It's a trap!"

"I'm here to do the jobs Earthlings won't do."

Maybe if I stand still no one will notice me.

Fast and Furious III: Alpha Centauri Drift

"Han was right about not getting cocky."

Do you want to go for a spin!

"Anal probes? Sure, why not."

It may not be much but it gets me where I want to go.

It seems Michael Jackson found a new plastic surgeon.

"I've brought Roy Neary back. He's been such a whiner since we ran out of mashed potatos."

"Vere do you keep the nuclear vessels?"

Bumper Sticker: "How's my driving?" Phone Home

Another illegal immigrant demands universal healthcare.

"I am Volock, and I am here to clear up a little . . . misunderstanding."

Gork blew a .14, proving that there IS such a thing as an "illegal alien."

He's back. And he's pissed.

Mister Kucinich! Your ride is here!

"Yeah, whatever. THIS ship did the Kessel run in 11.3."

Take me to your Janeway, as referenced in The Historical Documents!

Hey beaudreux! Put on some rice! We got dinner!

I too have a crush on Obama

"One of our own was recently incarcerated. I am here to spring her. Where would I find the Los Angeles County Jail."

"Klaatu barada nikto."

Foz(left), thinking quickly, put up the alien decoy while he and Fern(right) make their getaway after the crash.

That wall on the border won't stop THIS alien!

Oh great. I'm broke down and three A's is 4 billion light years away.

Uh,Oh!
Better call MAACO
[Martians & Aliens Accidents & Collisions Office]

You see . . . the little bushes are the aliens. . . .