Comments on: Caption Contest

By: elliot

elliot — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:42:07 +0000

Edwards: What's a Colonoscopy? Well, ahem, they insert a camera probe up your...you know what...this far and look around. In fact, the president is getting one.
Kucinich: What's a Colonoscopy? It is about this long and........

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:33:25 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Other Current Contests . . . ....

By: Gollum

Gollum — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:41:36 +0000

1) Hillary - - eyeing Kucinich - - "Thanks, but I think I've got something else in mind."

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:18:53 +0000

Edwards: I prefer vienna sausages myself.

Kucinich: It's kielbasas or nothing for this boy!

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:16:14 +0000

Clinton: So you're saying it was just a little fib you told about your fundraising activities.

Kucinich: Right, and a whale is just a small fish.

By: Right Pundits

Right Pundits — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:44:23 +0000

Running of the Bulls Caption Contest...

Welcome to our Thursday photo caption contest at Right Pundits, where we give you no bull.
“A heifer leaps over revellers into the bullring on the third day of the “running of the bulls” at the San Fermin festival in Pamplona.̶...

By: scully

scully — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:50:40 +0000

The Senator fought back after he heard their hurried whispers. . By God, he was NOT going to let the two of them steal his voter away!

By: Triumph

Triumph — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:48:51 +0000

Just a bunch of blabbing liberals.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:33:06 +0000

Senator Clinton really started having second thoughts about attending any more debates when Senator Edwards and Congressman Kucinich started talking their personal experiences with alien probes.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:31:49 +0000

Senators Edwards and Clinton try to eliminate the negative while Congressman Kucinich tries to accentuate the positive.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:29:27 +0000

The candidates in the last Democratic Party debate picked up where Senator Stevens left off explaining to the assembled media how the Internet works.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:26:57 +0000

"Missed it by that much, in 2004."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:26:10 +0000

HRC: "The Liddle People?"
JE: "No, the little people."
DK: "Oh, you mean the Leprechauns. Oh yeah, I talk with them every day."

By: brainy435

brainy435 — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:15:14 +0000

H.C. We laugh at the little people of the other America. J.E. I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head! D.K. The MSM doesn't give me much time up here as the other guys 'cause I'm a buffoon, so I'll have to crush all your heads at the same time.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:22:07 +0000

1) You got a booger hanging there, Hillary. I'll get it!

2) "Disco Denny" wowed 'em at the Congressional Slumber Party Sock Hop.