Comments on: Caption Contest

By: MC

MC — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 20:25:26 +0000

No Ibrahim! At Abu Ghraib you stack the detainees five high!

By: Buckley F. Williams

Buckley F. Williams — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 23:04:54 +0000

"Aaarrrggghhh! Liberals make Rummy angry!"

By: OJ

OJ — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 19:53:37 +0000

When you ski, you start with the poles like this...

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 21:25:24 +0000

"Please get Mr. Rumsfeld a bottle of 100 Valium and some Chamomile Herbal Tea."

By: Kenny

Kenny — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 21:23:42 +0000

via "The Simpsons" Rummy: "Good old trusty rock, nothing beats it" Prime Minister: "Poor predictable Rummy, always chooses rock"

By: Mustang 23

Mustang 23 — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 13:21:37 +0000

Always a crowd pleaser Donnie does his impression of Happy Gilmore in the batting cage. "OHHHH YEAH!"

By: dougrc

dougrc — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 05:18:05 +0000

Out to there, huh?....by jimminy Ibrahim, those little blue pills are an amazing bit of American ingenuity. Not like that ground up rhino's horn you backwards countries have to rely on. No sirree!

By: Hodink

Hodink — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 22:10:44 +0000

Prime Minister Ibrahim Jaafari signals to his death squad not to kill Rumsfeld. It was all a joke - ha ha. Rummy was immitating Muhammad Ali and ...

By: Stephen W. Stanton

Stephen W. Stanton — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 18:44:58 +0000

Here's what you do with terrorists...

You rip their pants off, grab their ankles and push their knees right up to their chest. You can guess what to do next (it's not pretty)... My point is if you want the terrorists to stop, you first have to make them your bitch. They lose their nerve after you make them squeal like a little piglet.

(Note: Is this too over the top?)

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:58:24 +0000

"Yeah, I did standup comedy for a year. I guess you could say I've quite literally bombed everywhere."

By: the Pirate

the Pirate — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 11:09:07 +0000

"Which hand was I supposed to wipe with again?" "My left hook has had more of a sting to since I adopted Middle Eastern bathroom etiquette." "So tell me again why you cut off the right hand..." Ambassador: "I thought you were bring us more guns." Rumsfeld: "I got your guns right here baby."

By: NF

NF — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 06:31:42 +0000

"Here's my proposal: we box. If you win, I pull-out next summer. If I win, we stay until 2008. Any leader worth a salt should be able to face a dozen terrorists consecutively in the ring. Look at how buff I've gotten myself since 9/11."

By: Maniakes

Maniakes — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 03:41:56 +0000

I see you too have mastered the Single Downward Palm technique, but can you defeat my Hammer Fists style?

By: Will Franklin

Will Franklin — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 00:42:47 +0000

Those Oompa Loompas make me so mad I could spit!

By: Sgt Fluffy

Sgt Fluffy — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:51:29 +0000

I'm going to apologize ahead of time for this one.

Simma' down now Donnie.....Simma' down.