Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Gollum

Gollum — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:53:03 +0000

Delayed and bored, Harry passed time gripping his wand and thinking of Hermione.

By: Stormy Dragon

Stormy Dragon — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:48:55 +0000

Q: What do you get when you cross Leslie Phillips with Donald Gibb? A: A hat that screams "NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!"

By: John

John — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:34:04 +0000

Glad to be lost in the crowd, Doug Feith started to wonder if his "stable democracy" spell may have faltered.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:10:20 +0000

A little touch of Harry in the night.

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:28:47 +0000

1) Obama's liberal views are exposed to all when he says, "That boy needs some 'appropriate' sexual education." 2) Boy: "I stood in line for hours for the new Harry Potter book, and all that happened was that I was tagged and released, with no book! What's up with that?"

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:10:28 +0000

Liam van der Stadt, 12th Level Transmuter, popular Dungeonmaster, Bedwetter.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:07:07 +0000

I'm just doing this to meet hot Wiccan chicks!

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:13:40 +0000

* Look, the only prop Ronnie Howard ever had to use at this age was a bloody fishing pole...

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:30:12 +0000

1. The new head gear for pinheads was not successful.

2. Why keeping rabbits in your hat is not a good idea.

3. Were it not for the glasses...

4. On the other hand, Roger Moore complained that his wizard's hat was a bit too small.

5. Why you reserve enlarge spells for anatomy and not haberdashery.

6. Today the New York Times revealed that al Queda was using young boys to smuggle missle nosecones into the country.

By: John Burgess

John Burgess — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:26:11 +0000

The YouTube Presidential Debates were off to a solid start....

By: Timmer

Timmer — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:03:36 +0000

Mom told me this may be the best day of my life.

I think I want to kill myself.

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:14:47 +0000

"Are you sure this is how Dan Akroyd got his start?"

By: floyd

floyd — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:40:44 +0000

France,yes,we are from France. Now let's consume mass quantities!

By: G.A.Phillips

G.A.Phillips — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:40:50 +0000

momma don't let your boy wizards grow up to be liberals.......

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:41:55 +0000

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Dated