"...look at the rack on THAT hose hound..whew!"

Hey Laura.....Can you still do this?

The press is over thataway?

"Tell Rove that's this kid needs a change."

"I cudda won The Next Best Thing. Ever see my Bill Maher?"

"Hey, Cheney, baby-back ribs!"

"I betcha' we could win Iraq if we could get small children to fight."

"Secret Service, this kid beat me in checkers. He's a witch and a terrorist!" (note the subtle joke of "witch" because, you know, Bush is a Christian fundamentalist...)

Hey! Whose the decider around here? That's right; THIS guy. And I said were're having tacos.

Hehe. Tacos rule.

"You MSM guys think you are so smart...here, pull my finger"

"I don't think I kissed the right end of that baby"

or

"You expect me to but these lips on that?"

Hey Patreus! Reid and Pelosi are over there! Arrest them and send them to Gitmo--ASAP! Give them both the "Lynndie England Special!"

Round the world, round the world, comes the big bear. . .
Bore a hole, bore a hole . . . .ah, jaysus I hate this game.

In response to Congressional screeching over his invocation of executive privilege, President Bush suggests a "probe" of his own.

Get her, her and her into Marine One but, eh, ditch the baby somehow.

"Testing my composure, Karl? A breast feeding mother in the front of the greeting line?"

And they say I'm stupid. That baby's trying to nurse through his mommy's blouse.

"The milk line starts right here, guys!"

1. I can't believe I toked the whole thing.

2. It's too late for antacids now.

3. I know if I open my mouth I am gonna belch like a sailor.

4. If that curry is mild, Kucinich is President.

5. Have I got a sinus headache!

I'm with stupid.

C'Mon breast feeding line starts here.

Yo! You with the earpiece! Unexploded baby here...check it out!

The spinach is where?

1) President Bush preparing for January 20, 2009: "Exit Stage Left you said? I'm use to going right though."

2) Laura, you want in on the sh!t eating grin picture we're taking over here with us?

Just making sure....THAT's the door that actually opens, right?

"Hey, Laura! How come you don't let me do that anymore?"

OR

"You talking to me? You talking to me?"

* I'll have one of what the kid's having...

Weapons of Mass Destruction, right over here please.

See Laura, I'm not the only one whose aim is off.

"And this is the breast.... best that we currently can do in this titua...situation,and we will never forget the mam...memories, nipply...simply because they have areola...already...whoa!!!! is that a camera over there or a hooter...shooter"