I don't think this is going to work Nancy...

The next question on the Republican Youtube Debate is on the subject of evolution.

The Second Coming of Zombie Jesus in 2237.

John Kerry and his entourage, donned in full cammo, escape the marsh after a long duck hunt.

"Hey, Bob, where do we go to find that 'Voyage of the Damned' cruise?

"Back from the dead. FDR, Eleanor and Lucy Mercer gather. In his speech, FDR said, "The only thing we have to fear is providing guns to Bush and Cheney."

The stem cell experiments didn't go the way Michael J. Fox had hoped.

[Obama, Hillary, and Edwards in disguise]:

"Ok, NOW we'll debate on Fox news."

That's my caption...

Elderly liberals recycle their anti-nuclear costumes for the global warming crisis.

Short on cash, DreamWorks merges with Lux Digital Pictures and releases their first title: Night of the Living Dead Chicken Run.

Naturally, it was a killer.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Critics however panned the dialogue as "lifeless."

(ok I'll stop now)

The reason why the Republicans were loath to take part in the YouTube debates.

Larry's final pitch to Allstate was, "So easy, even a fur-covered monster can do it."

"Ver do you keep zee nukular wessels?"

I, for one, welcome our new yeti zombie overlords.

Greenpeace offers proof that genetically engineered maize runs amok in Iowa.

Chelsea's siblings that Bill and Hillary successfully hid from the MSM.

Hillary: "See there's nothing wrong with coming to Iowa for a Cowtipping competition."
Obama: "There's no MSM here, at least we won't get our pictures taken like Dukakis in that tank helmet." (FLASH) "Damn"
Edwards: "So how much is it anyway, like 15 percent?"

Having lost their bid for a casino license, the Oglala Lakota resurrect the Ghost Dance.

[I'll try the YouTube bit again:]

The Democratic YouTube debate did not, however, include the segment asking the candidates whether they thought cannibalism was a matter for federal regulation, or one better left to the states.

* Radioactive Zombie Porn Stars - On the next Geraldo!

* Startrek 32: The search for the Vedians. Kirk Spock and McCoy, deal with the Phage.

* They're not undead, they're life impared.

* ... But I did stay at a Holiday Inn, last night!

* OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away

* * Luckily for me, monsters don't think clearly when they're hungry - Calvin

Chicken? Nobody calls me chicken.

That's so Paraguay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No chickens were harmed to make these costumes. Well, ok, a few were. Alright, three-thousand.

Why did the men dressed in chicken feathers cross the road?

Tonight on Fox: When Pillow Factory Zombies Attack!

Zombie Larry, Darryl and Darryl think they are chickens. They're basically harmless, and goodness knows, we can use the eggs.

Why did the men dressed in chicken feathers cross the road?
Road Crossing polled better

"We're looking for Henery Hawk."

Why did the men dressed in chicken feathers cross the road?

Road Crossing polled better.

"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son".

"We heard that Greenpeace rallies are a great place to pick up chicks."

Harry Reid: "I knew these costumes weren't quite right Nancy, San Francisco Solano is the patron saint of the indigenous people, not the indignant people."

Just a bunch of stupid liberals.

I see bow season has opened again dear!

The dems were seeking another new image to show they're prepared to defend the country if need be -this is their rough draft image.

The deleterious effects of climate change on the chickens of Patagonia were profound.

For safety reasons, Dick Cheney's hunting companions now dress like animals to avoid being accidentally shot.

"Survivor" finally becomes entertaining (and literal) thanks to their new sponsors: the NRA.

1) The one nominee that the Democrats in the Senate wouldn't fillibuster when nominated to the Supreme Court, confident that Vice President Cheney would "take care of" any problems.

2) Boy the Democratic "Get out the Vote!" campaign at Lake Okaychokeme really worked. (You might have to go to Florida to get that one) :D

3) How the Simpon's Movie earned 70 million dollars over the weekend, even the undead came out to see it.

DON'T CALL US 'CHICKEN PLUCKERS!! We're " "Ornithological Deplumers"

And some illegals are more alien than others...

The new third party has only three "full-fledged" candidates, but they still could only raise enough money for two masks! It looks like it's gonna be a long election cycle!

We didn't git much sleep,but we had a lot o'fun!

SO!! THIS is what they do to you when ask for FLYING LESSONS with no the landing test??!!

Get down, get down, get down tonight!!

One more Pluck-up like this and the colonel will fire us!

Next time I say Duck Down! I mean you should Duck down!

You guys look more like endangered feces than endangered species, Now go change! The P.E.T.A. demonstration starts in 30 minutes!

Now here's three owls that would be "spotted" in any forest!

"Actually, we're supposed to be mushrooms."
- - pause - -
(Bandana, right) "Don't ask."

PooKaka!!! me tell you about taking old rope bridge to witchdoctor social, thank Inkookti's
lucky Chicken foot Devil fish went for you goats and only eat our faces.....

Seen recently. And we must say, global warming has done nothing for Osama bin Laden and his thugs.

* Bend over! Let me see you shake your tale feathers!!!!

* I wonder if the birds are ticklish, too?

* I'd say their fathers are ruffled...

*Herold a is that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep.

* Al Gore's movie of Doctor Seuss's "The Lorax" didn't do so well.

Tarred, feathered, and plastic surgery too! That should do it! Liberals run out of town.

Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble of and
Hit the hay

The Iraqi government leaves for vacation, slipping out of town in disguise...

(Actually not really funny, as our guys are dying in the 130 degree heat to "give the Iraqi government the time it needs")

A sighting of the rare but ferocious species, RonPaulus Supportis Supportis and aren't they a plucky trio?

1. "Oh what a beautiful morning!"

2. "Three little ghouls from school are we."

3. "Fellas, do you think that hospital in Boston can do a whole face transplant for me?"

4. "We just had to merge with nature right where a bunch of pronghorn died."

Gwar?

GWAR!

Britney, Lohan and Gore III partying before rehab.

Are you ready for some Football?

Earmarks? Earmarks yummy-- taste-um Goooood!

George W. Bush and Jeb Bush in retirement, after digging up the corpse of Terri Schiavo. "She's alive I tell you, alive! 'Ma-ma! Ma-ma!' Do you hear her?!"

Okay, now we can sneak into the Republican camp....Uh Oh, there's Cheney.

Not to worry, duck season opens today.

Did you say that was Hillary Clinton!
Yippers.
Now that's a cleavage!

I'm really into feathers myself.
I don't know I kind'a like Hillary's jacket.
I prefer the cleavage.

Bill: Do you think Hillary will notice me under all these feathers.
Answer: She's too busy worrying about Obama.

McCain's Straight Talk Express finds eager listeners.