Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:00:05 +0000

McCain's Straight Talk Express finds eager listeners.

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:02:18 +0000

Bill: Do you think Hillary will notice me under all these feathers.
Answer: She's too busy worrying about Obama.

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:00:11 +0000

I'm really into feathers myself.
I don't know I kind'a like Hillary's jacket.
I prefer the cleavage.

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:55:16 +0000

Did you say that was Hillary Clinton!
Yippers.
Now that's a cleavage!

By: elliot

elliot — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:48:39 +0000

Okay, now we can sneak into the Republican camp....Uh Oh, there's Cheney.

Not to worry, duck season opens today.

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:24:15 +0000

George W. Bush and Jeb Bush in retirement, after digging up the corpse of Terri Schiavo. "She's alive I tell you, alive! 'Ma-ma! Ma-ma!' Do you hear her?!"

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:01:20 +0000

Earmarks? Earmarks yummy-- taste-um Goooood!

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:14:58 +0000

Are you ready for some Football?

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:02:54 +0000

Britney, Lohan and Gore III partying before rehab.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:41:15 +0000

Gwar?

GWAR!

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:22:02 +0000

1. "Oh what a beautiful morning!" 2. "Three little ghouls from school are we." 3. "Fellas, do you think that hospital in Boston can do a whole face transplant for me?" 4. "We just had to merge with nature right where a bunch of pronghorn died."

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:48:19 +0000

A sighting of the rare but ferocious species, RonPaulus Supportis Supportis and aren't they a plucky trio?

By: Anjin-San

Anjin-San — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:18:23 +0000

The Iraqi government leaves for vacation, slipping out of town in disguise...

(Actually not really funny, as our guys are dying in the 130 degree heat to "give the Iraqi government the time it needs")

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:18:13 +0000

Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble of and
Hit the hay

By: mannning

mannning — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:05:26 +0000

Tarred, feathered, and plastic surgery too! That should do it! Liberals run out of town.