I pity the foo' who thinks I just fell off the watermelon truck... what?

LOOK.... It's that new show... West Banks Got Talent !!

As a contender, like Obama, Farhad had the name issue to overcome. And, yes, uh huh, there was another thing ...

Certainly more interesting than most. Not shown - he isn't wearing pants.

Progeny of William Tell's indiscretion in Arabia, Hamid Tell isn't confident of his old man's archery.

NO,No,Bob It's MELANIN that helps you tan!

Just another stupid liberal.

Has anybody seen my watermelons?

My wife used to carry these, but everyone kept saying..."Nice melons on that chic"

Well, no, but can HE balance a checkbook?

" Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years."

"So you got two melons?"

The Barry Bonds "melon head" look begins to catch on.

Hans Blix searching for the Watermelons of Mass Destruction ... to no avail.

Tumor....What Tumor?

What do you mean about camouflaged IEDs??

Abdul was beginning to realize what "helping with sniper practice" really meant.

Carmen Miranda, eat your heart out!

In a charity event. Al Qaeda and the US Army put aside their differences to raise money for children hurt in bombings. Here an AQ operative faces off against a US army sniper who will have to hit all three melons in top to bottom order to score full points.

I grant you this one, this probably is a job that Americans aren't willing to do ... but that doesn't mean we need the job of balancing multiple watermelons on a head.

Gordy grew up, never figuring out why the kids made fun of him.

Let's see the Israelis top this!!

Hamid was little miffed when he realized what Reza meant when she asked him if her melons were firm.

Hillary says, "Get a load of those melons!"
Bill: "Who!"
Not those melons, you idiot!"
"Where!"
"You're incorrigible, Bill."
"What!"

Gallagher has gone too far this time.

Follow the Gourds!

The middle one is the smart one.

Bill Clinton: Like I said, two heads are better than one.

Bottom Melon says: Hey, Bill, You're way too heavy. You're dragging me down.
Top Melon answers: Listen, Hillary, You can't do this job without me.
Bottom: It's my turn to go on top, Bill.
Top: To Bad, Hillary, I always go on top.

1) This man will do whatever he can to get back his world record for world's shortest man.

2) Bring it Galliger!!

You think this is something? You ought to see the ones I have stuffed up my rectum !

Hamid flashes one of the more unusual gang signs you are likely to see.