Comments on: Caption Contest

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:47:19 +0000

Hamid flashes one of the more unusual gang signs you are likely to see.

By: tigonis yesis

tigonis yesis — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:33:57 +0000

You think this is something? You ought to see the ones I have stuffed up my rectum !

By: GOP and College

GOP and College — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:35:10 +0000

1) This man will do whatever he can to get back his world record for world's shortest man.

2) Bring it Galliger!!

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:23:37 +0000

Bottom Melon says: Hey, Bill, You're way too heavy. You're dragging me down.
Top Melon answers: Listen, Hillary, You can't do this job without me.
Bottom: It's my turn to go on top, Bill.
Top: To Bad, Hillary, I always go on top.

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:19:18 +0000

Bill Clinton: Like I said, two heads are better than one.

By: fustian

fustian — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:36:52 +0000

The middle one is the smart one.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:49:46 +0000

Follow the Gourds!

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:47:29 +0000

Gallagher has gone too far this time.

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:00:13 +0000

Hillary says, "Get a load of those melons!" Bill: "Who!" Not those melons, you idiot!" "Where!" "You're incorrigible, Bill." "What!"

By: RT

RT — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:07:12 +0000

Hamid was little miffed when he realized what Reza meant when she asked him if her melons were firm.

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:21:07 +0000

Let's see the Israelis top this!!

By: scully

scully — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:19:06 +0000

Gordy grew up, never figuring out why the kids made fun of him.

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:00:47 +0000

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Lube Jobs (Caption Contest) » Right Pundits — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:30:20 +0000

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By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 22:17:14 +0000

In a charity event. Al Qaeda and the US Army put aside their differences to raise money for children hurt in bombings. Here an AQ operative faces off against a US army sniper who will have to hit all three melons in top to bottom order to score full points.

I grant you this one, this probably is a job that Americans aren't willing to do ... but that doesn't mean we need the job of balancing multiple watermelons on a head.