Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:11:16 +0000

"uh Hillary, no need to read the menu. The Soup Nazi just screamed, 'No soup for you!'"

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:40:16 +0000

"Lesson One. Get friendly with MJ, Little Richard, Al Sharpton, Whoopi, Barry Bonds, Oprah, Sean Combs, Jesse Jackson, Aretha and Derek Jeter. Lesson Two. Get your hair cut at the local barber shop. Lesson Three. Learn to hip hop dance. Lesson Four. Bill says eat a mess o' greens.

By: Deathlok

Deathlok — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:32:27 +0000

In her bid for the Presidency, Hillary Clinton discovers that the Glass Ceiling has walls holding it up.

By: scully

scully — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:10:56 +0000

Now Bill - put down the intern and no one will get hurt.

By: Underwater Caption Contest » Right Pundits

Underwater Caption Contest » Right Pundits — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:22:06 +0000

[...] has a crybaby. Rick has some beach babes. Kevin has a big baby. Rodney has diversity babies. Bullwinklette has a typical man. Cowboy Blob has jail bait. Branfuel has blonde babes. [...]

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:47:02 +0000

Obama tries to distance himself from Clinton's racist rendition of "Mammy."

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:34:45 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Other Current Contests . . ....

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:11:49 +0000

Obama looks away in embarrassment as Hillary breaks out her dance moves to the tune of "Do You Love Me"?

DO YOU LOVE ME
(Berry Gordy Jr.)

Well do you love me (I can really move)
Well do you love me (I'm in the groove)
Ah do you love me (do you love me)
Now that I can dance

Watch me now, oh
(work it all) I said-a work it all baby
(work it all) ah, you're drivin' me crazy
(work it all) a-with a little bit of soul now...

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:11:42 +0000

1) Obama and Hillary! finally notice the Pink Elephant in the room, their approval numbers as Congress-people in Washington.

2) Hillary's response to being 'goosed' by Obama.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:06:41 +0000

A fraction of a second later, Hillary's plan came to fruition as Barack conceded to her request for a high five and she quickly jerked her hands away as all the flashbulbs went off, thus ending his political ambitions.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:02:06 +0000

Dem and Demer.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:59:50 +0000

As the missile flew just over their heads during their joint appearance in Hawaii, Senators Obama and Clinton could just make out the engraving on the warhead that read, "No Dong." Hillary took this as a positive sign.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:55:06 +0000

Is that Mike Gravel? In a Spiderman suit? Crawling on the ceiling?

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:50:09 +0000

"C'mon Barack, wax on, wax off, just like I showed you backstage. Get with the program."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:40:40 +0000

What's black and white and Red all over?