Comments on: Caption Contest

By: John425

John425 — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:08:20 +0000

Lemme touch it and see if you have what it takes to make Craigslist!

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:49:09 +0000

"It should surprise no one that I am a well-paid undercover Democrat now."

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:10:35 +0000

I have in my hands a list of over 100 bathrooms I have NOT been accused of picking up cops in!

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:11:13 +0000

You gotta feel around and find the "G" spot!

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:08:09 +0000

Then he said, "What's it got in it's pocket, preciousss?"

By: Roger

Roger — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:16:03 +0000

"Forget the toe-tapping, check out the handshake we use to indicate membership. Oh yeah, and when I wink a certain way, it means something too."

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:22:38 +0000

In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake.
(Napoleon Bonaparte)

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:20:01 +0000

To err is human

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:19:13 +0000

My first mistake was getting caught.
My second mistake was pleading guilty.
My third was thinking the cop was interested.

By: Su Berton

Su Berton — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:04:31 +0000

The Devil made me do it!

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:10:11 +0000

"My luck is just awful. Heck, besides all this, I tried on the O J Simpson glove and it fit ... like a glove."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:45:54 +0000

"Well look. Those of you who use restrooms simply to void should heed astronaut, Lisa Nowak. Wear diapers."

By: serr8d

serr8d — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 00:37:13 +0000

"There was no glory in holing up any longer. Stalling my resignation would only make it hurt worse. I couldn't let the sun go down on me for another day as Senator. Couldn't drag it out..."

By: Gollum

Gollum — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:46:41 +0000

Well, he's definitely not talking about Dana Perino.

By: Gollum

Gollum — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:42:50 +0000

In retrospect, Senator Craig's 2005 cryptic declaration - - "I've got them by the balls, now, boy!" - - seemed to make more sense.