Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 18:33:47 +0000

Moments after this picture was taken, tragedy struck when Koko, the sign-language speaking gorilla, was misunderstood by an enraged deaf policewoman after signing "I would like to pet your kitty" (Posted for Mr. Right, - editor)

By: OJ

OJ — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:02:34 +0000

Then it suddenly dawned on Mustafa that the Brits were not locking him up, they were locking him out... What would this mean for the cause? The supreme leader would not be happy!

By: Mr. Right

Mr. Right — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 01:36:23 +0000

Moments after this picture was taken, tragedy struck when Koko, the sign-language speaking gorilla, was misunderstood by an enraged deaf policewoman after signing "I would like to pet your kitty."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 02:36:01 +0000

* Wasn't this guy in "The Bananna Splits"? * Officers look on in satisfaction as the "poop flinging bandit" spends his first day behind bars.

By: Cricket

Cricket — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:15:40 +0000

"Are these the auditions to HR Puf'n'stuf?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 16:13:32 +0000

The new MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold, the strategically shaved S. Baldrick, prepares to enter Buckingham Palace for his audience with the Queen.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 01:50:51 +0000

Damn it! I'm telling you, my mother is the Queen. Now let me in!

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:41:58 +0000

This Week on FOX 11. Ape dress code issues. You decide.

By: Fitch

Fitch — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 22:56:19 +0000

Ol' Teddy Kennedy must have been on quite the bender this time.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 22:54:48 +0000

Fearful of another mistaken shooting, London police calmly watch a person they called 'an immigrant from sub-Sahara Africa who we would like to assist us in our inquiries".

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:49:50 +0000

Monkey: Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Ho, Ho, Who?

Officer#1: Sorry buddy, I don't know where there is a circus hiring. Cir De Solei is the only one it town.

Monkey: Boo, Hoo, Boo, Hoo, Boo, Hoo.. (and walks off)

Officer#2 afterwards: Nothing sadder than the tears of a monkey.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:46:52 +0000

"Get your filthy paws off me, you damn dirty human!" "We're not touching you. We're clear over here on the other side of the bars." "LIARS!"

By: Caliban Darklock

Caliban Darklock — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:16:56 +0000

Would you like to come back to my place?

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 20:10:15 +0000

Damn it! My mother's the Queen I'm telling you. Now let me in!

By: The Man

The Man — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:41:10 +0000

The mask just proved that Oddjob was just getting desperate to take out 007.