(Abe Lincoln's voice) Look, we just want you back.
(Woodchuck) Call your doctor, OK?

Guy: Cheap crap...Made in American.

Guy: Cheap crap...Made in America.

After the cancellation of "Buck Rogers" in the late 70's Twiki had trouble finding work and ended up homeless on the streets of Hong Kong.

Ehh. He's no Bender.

Kim Jong-Il, disguised as a robot, infiltrates South Korea.

Do to the labor shortage, robotic 'street walkers' have been employed with mixed results.

I think the Korean re-make of the 'Wizard of Oz' wasn't that good, but I did like the tin man.

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto

In preparation for the 2008 Olympics in China, South Korea has revealed it's new starting center, a factory worker at a local Hyundai plant.

Oh sure, he's smiling on the outside, but inside he's weeping pure 10W/30.

I'm not really smiling. I'm just made that way.

On his way back from meeting his parents, Chang started to question if maybe they were right and they didn't have a future as a couple, but then he saw her wide eyed smile and knew she was the one no matter what the prejudices of the world.

"Then I asked Optimus Prime why all the other autobots transformed into neat cars and I become a Steely Dan?"

I'm not really Al Gore. I'm merely an incredibly lifelike simulation of him.

Still Life: Robot doing the Hokey-Pokey.

Being gender and ethnicly non-specific, while saying only what has been programmed in, makes "Pat" the perfect Democrat candidate for President!

Pat qualifies, being "Made in U.S.A."! This was, of course, over 35 years ago when America still had a manufacturing base.

I had to leave Boston before they arrested me for terrorism.

AL GORE takes his took time out of his busy schedule to take in some sights in South Korea.

Now that the nuclear weapons program in North Korea has been shut down, the folks on the quality control committee are pounding the streets looking for work.

Just a bunch of liberal immigrants.

I was told….if I want a heart, I gotta get a seoul….

He always had a smile on his lips and a spring in his step.

Zorag thought that the invasion of this planet would be easy. Hadn't he already successfully infiltrated unnoticed into the population.

Would. You. Like. To. See. My. Two. Thousand. Seven. Peace. Prize?

He's a Seoul Man.

1) The Transformers movie, version 0.1 before Michael Bay got his hands on it.

2) I for one shall welcome our new Robot overlords, even if they are cross-eyed.

3) Is this Seoul's illegal immigrant problem? robotic drones from the North?

4) A new episode of Dr. Who was leaked? (It looks like a dalect if you squint hard enough) :D

5) Yeah those Korean special-effects are going to take over Hollywood movies real soon. Yup.

Passerby to Robot: "Hell no, I won't do that! Who do you take me for? Larry Craig?"

Kim Jong Il attempts a South Korean invasion inside his "Trojan Automaton."

"I am an unperfected American, gay, Jewish exotic robotic. And you?"

"Keep your hands off my pep cock !"

Oil Can? Oil Can? I wouldn't mind oilin' that can.