INTRODUCING OUR NEW DESIGNER BRA WITH FREE NIPPLE TICKLER INCLUDED. AND IF YOU ORDER TODAY WE'LL ...............

Doh!

No, lice-u.

No, I mean Homer "Doh!" I picked this one for my Caption Contest too!

Who needs implants? Japanese model, Victoria, just inserts tissues into her bra by using some chopsticks. Now we know Victoria's secret.

McDonalds reintroduces fun to it's menu, with the Chinese Cleavage Meal. Designed to be worn inside the bra, it's said to provide a spill-proof platform for eating on the go, as well as providing an easy path to Second base on the first date. (You gonna eat that?)

The new sales line may be a problem with the Lays Potato chip folks... "bet ya can't eat just one."

(Not recommended for parents with Nursing infants.)

The latest in safe sex accessories -- breast helmets. Available in lacy and biker styles.

For your coffee black, choose the right cup. For a latte, choose the left cup.

"I'd hate to think about what the designers of the bra had in mind for the egg roll panties to go along with it."

Bithead: I obviously see the bra, but the cleavage appears to be missing.

Which is damned disappointing for a long-time cleavage aficionado such as myself.

Spokesmodel: "And removal is incredibly easy . . . "

Off-screen: "YATTA!"

God knows where she's wearing the sashimi . . .

And let's not even think about the puu-puu.

She's cute, yes, but I prefer quart-size over pints.

(Japanese voice) Hot like wasabi!

Su - su sushi (sushi girl)
She go mooshy (sushi girl)
Cherry blossoms - and rice
Su - su sushi (she's so nice)

Fee Waybill, your work here is done.

1. Lunch is served!
2. It's easy to understand why my fiancé was upset when the waitress brought my dish out.
3. Anthony Bourdain would enjoy this.
4. Service at this restaurant is fantastic.
5. So what does the guy wear? Uh, oh, let's not go there.
6. But I ordered a hamburger.

Japanese cutie gives new impetus to slang remarks like, "Eat me!" and "Bite me!"

Hmmmm....I'd like to chew this over for a while.

Boyd:

Bithead: I obviously see the bra, but the cleavage appears to be missing.

Which is damned disappointing for a long-time cleavage aficionado such as myself.

Yeah, well, about that.... Ya see, McD's has been trying to find a way to lower portion sizes without ticking people off... guys, particularly. The 'healthy eating' nazis, ya know. Apparently, they've stumbled across a way to deal with that problem.

The portions are miniscule by comparison, but the guys never complain for reasons McD's is still trying to figure out.

When I say this girl was hot, I mean she was cooking rice and boiling water for tea.

The La Leche league appears to have run in to a language barrier in their attempt to promote breast feeding beyond the age of two.

Today on the Home Shopping Network, we will be selling out of our Japanese Rice cookers. The last one will be shipped directly from our model. So if you want to see that you need to buy, buy, buy.

My mother always told me that beauty fades, but cooking stays. I may just have found the girl that would satisfy both of us.

It is just wrong to use cooking to promote sex.

The Wok bottoms can not be shown on a family blog.

Now there is a San Francisco treat.

Honey, what's for dinner? I have this sudden hankering for rice.

Taka-san was able to keep his job after explaining the pornography he was viewing at work was really research for a new ad campaign.

Japanese TV promo announces "Iron Chef II-the Knockers", slated to debut next month.

1) Oh they are serving my favorite, Chinese food. And after an hour you'll be wanting more.

2) The first dishwasher-safe bra.

3) The best part, the panties held even smaller portions.

4) The Japanese-Army bra. Includes a full meal, chopsticks (they are tucked right next to the teapot!), and tea.

Chopsticks only….no slurping on this set….

* Giving Breast Feeding a new meaning

Miso horny!

* Honey!! I think I found the cat!

* She wore her new bra wontonly.

*After dinner, she washed up, making a clean breast of things.

* Ancient Chinese proverb: Never judge a man by his breast size.

* One of the many magnificent disguises of Austin Powers

* can you imagine the pickup line necessary for this one?

* You think that's weird? Wait until the cell phone rings.

OTB Haiku:

November Caption
There is a Nip in the Air
Not a Nip Slip, Perv!

And now a bra for the woman who is a "real dish".

The American model used a couple of Quarter Pounders on her bra.

1) Wanton Her.

2) Too bad her other dish tasted like Sushi...

3) Judging by how skinny she is she's wearing what she doesn't eat.

Rephrasing 1) to "I wanton her"

The latest modification of the Fembots, designed to serve in the Chinese version of "Hooters"