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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title>
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		<title>By: Bithead</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-226139</link>
		<dc:creator>Bithead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The latest modification of the Fembots, designed to serve in the Chinese version of &quot;Hooters&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest modification of the Fembots, designed to serve in the Chinese version of "Hooters"</p>
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		<title>By: GOP and College</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-225190</link>
		<dc:creator>GOP and College</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rephrasing 1) to &quot;I wanton her&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rephrasing 1) to "I wanton her"</p>
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		<title>By: GOP and College</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-225187</link>
		<dc:creator>GOP and College</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1) Wanton Her.

2) Too bad her other dish tasted like Sushi...

3) Judging by how skinny she is she&#039;s wearing what she doesn&#039;t eat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1) Wanton Her.</p>
<p>2) Too bad her other dish tasted like Sushi...</p>
<p>3) Judging by how skinny she is she's wearing what she doesn't eat.</p>
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		<title>By: Support Your Local Gunfighter</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-224131</link>
		<dc:creator>Support Your Local Gunfighter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Weekend Caption Contest...&lt;/strong&gt;

Other Current Contests . . ....</description>
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<p>Other Current Contests . . ....</p>
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		<title>By: FormerHostage</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-224047</link>
		<dc:creator>FormerHostage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The American model used a couple of Quarter Pounders on her bra.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The American model used a couple of Quarter Pounders on her bra.</p>
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		<title>By: MikeM</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-223766</link>
		<dc:creator>MikeM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And now a bra for the woman who is a &quot;real dish&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now a bra for the woman who is a "real dish".</p>
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		<title>By: Cowboy Blob</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-223220</link>
		<dc:creator>Cowboy Blob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OTB Haiku:

November Caption
There is a Nip in the Air
Not a Nip Slip, Perv!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OTB Haiku:</p>
<p>November Caption<br />
There is a Nip in the Air<br />
Not a Nip Slip, Perv!</p>
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		<title>By: Bithead</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-223088</link>
		<dc:creator>Bithead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* Honey!! I think I found the cat!

* She wore her new bra wontonly.

*After dinner, she washed up, making a clean breast of things.

* Ancient Chinese proverb: Never judge a man by his breast size.

* One of the many magnificent disguises of Austin Powers 

* can you imagine the pickup line necessary for &lt;strong&gt;this&lt;/strong&gt; one?  

* You think that&#039;s weird?  Wait until the cell phone rings.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* Honey!! I think I found the cat!</p>
<p>* She wore her new bra wontonly.</p>
<p>*After dinner, she washed up, making a clean breast of things.</p>
<p>* Ancient Chinese proverb: Never judge a man by his breast size.</p>
<p>* One of the many magnificent disguises of Austin Powers </p>
<p>* can you imagine the pickup line necessary for <strong>this</strong> one?  </p>
<p>* You think that's weird?  Wait until the cell phone rings.</p>
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		<title>By: Gollum</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-223084</link>
		<dc:creator>Gollum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Miso horny!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miso horny!</p>
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		<title>By: Bithead</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-223080</link>
		<dc:creator>Bithead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* Giving Breast Feeding a new meaning</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* Giving Breast Feeding a new meaning</p>
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		<title>By: peterh</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-223025</link>
		<dc:creator>peterh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chopsticks only….no slurping on this set….</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chopsticks only….no slurping on this set….</p>
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		<title>By: Scott_T</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-222696</link>
		<dc:creator>Scott_T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1)  Oh they are serving my favorite, Chinese food.  And after an hour you&#039;ll be wanting more.

2)  The first dishwasher-safe bra.

3)  The best part, the panties held even smaller portions.

4)  The Japanese-Army bra. Includes a full meal, chopsticks (they are tucked right next to the teapot!), and tea.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1)  Oh they are serving my favorite, Chinese food.  And after an hour you'll be wanting more.</p>
<p>2)  The first dishwasher-safe bra.</p>
<p>3)  The best part, the panties held even smaller portions.</p>
<p>4)  The Japanese-Army bra. Includes a full meal, chopsticks (they are tucked right next to the teapot!), and tea.</p>
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		<title>By: John425</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-222607</link>
		<dc:creator>John425</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Japanese TV promo announces &quot;Iron Chef II-the Knockers&quot;, slated to debut next month.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Japanese TV promo announces "Iron Chef II-the Knockers", slated to debut next month.</p>
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		<title>By: Right Pundits</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-222401</link>
		<dc:creator>Right Pundits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Sisters Caption Contest...&lt;/strong&gt;

In honor of MBT&#8217;s giant new family, it is high time to celebrate sisters in a family caption contest.  Here are the Lennon Sisters doing what they did best.  I had no idea the skirts were so short in the USO shows.    
Welcome to the Thursday pho...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Sisters Caption Contest...</strong></p>
<p>In honor of MBT&#8217;s giant new family, it is high time to celebrate sisters in a family caption contest.  Here are the Lennon Sisters doing what they did best.  I had no idea the skirts were so short in the USO shows.<br />
Welcome to the Thursday pho...</p>
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		<title>By: yetanotherjohn</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-242/comment-page-1/#comment-222356</link>
		<dc:creator>yetanotherjohn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I say this girl was hot, I mean she was cooking rice and boiling water for tea.


The La Leche league appears to have run in to a language barrier in their attempt to promote breast feeding beyond the age of two.


Today on the Home Shopping Network, we will be selling out of our Japanese Rice cookers. The last one will be shipped directly from our model. So if you want to see that you need to buy, buy, buy.


My mother always told me that beauty fades, but cooking stays. I may just have found the girl that would satisfy both of us.


It is just wrong to use cooking to promote sex.


The Wok bottoms can not be shown on a family blog.


Now there is a San Francisco treat.


Honey, what&#039;s for dinner? I have this sudden hankering for rice.


Taka-san was able to keep his job after explaining the pornography he was viewing at work was really research for a new ad campaign.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I say this girl was hot, I mean she was cooking rice and boiling water for tea.</p>
<p>The La Leche league appears to have run in to a language barrier in their attempt to promote breast feeding beyond the age of two.</p>
<p>Today on the Home Shopping Network, we will be selling out of our Japanese Rice cookers. The last one will be shipped directly from our model. So if you want to see that you need to buy, buy, buy.</p>
<p>My mother always told me that beauty fades, but cooking stays. I may just have found the girl that would satisfy both of us.</p>
<p>It is just wrong to use cooking to promote sex.</p>
<p>The Wok bottoms can not be shown on a family blog.</p>
<p>Now there is a San Francisco treat.</p>
<p>Honey, what's for dinner? I have this sudden hankering for rice.</p>
<p>Taka-san was able to keep his job after explaining the pornography he was viewing at work was really research for a new ad campaign.</p>
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