Comments on: Caption Contest

By: elliot

elliot — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:53:37 +0000

Waiting to play on the slide....
must be why they are call the
infantry.

By: Roger

Roger — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:37:34 +0000

1. The TSA has gone overboard with playground security. 2. “You already know you’re not a threat — show us!” TSA officials hard at work in America's playgrounds. 3. "Base of slide secure, Sergeant. No IEDs." 4. "Compared to Fallujah, this detail is nothing." 5. "OK, now that we are done here, let's go escort Cheney's hunting party."

By: William d'Inger

William d'Inger — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:02:18 +0000

Army recruiters struggle to meet quarterly quotas.

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:57:29 +0000

1) Guy on left to guy on right: "So what does Congress have in common with the boy?" "They are both sliding downhill." 2) Guy on right to guy on left: "So why are we making this kid go down this slide again?" "To teach him the slippery slope which we troops call torture." "So what's next?" "Nerf bats masquerading as batons." 3) Guy on left: "I hate guarding Marine projects." Guy on right: "How do you know it was built by the Marines?" Guy on left: "All the pieces were bought from Home Depot and not delievered by a Murthanian contractor."

By: Ugh

Ugh — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:18:15 +0000

After undergoing quality testing under the watchful eyes of U.S. troops, this slide was installed at the White House for the President's amusment.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:04:20 +0000

Army Corps of Engineers troops evaluate new, FEMA-designed device as a potential "people mover" for next New Orleans flood.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:23:26 +0000

Hugo Chavez orders Venezuelan troops to round up dissidents. "Playgrounds are an imperialist American tool", he says.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:18:54 +0000

Troops look on as Obama strategist demonstrates "surge 'n slide away" techniques.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:01:17 +0000

A metal slide? What kind of monster are you?!

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:52:35 +0000

9 out of 10 liberals declared this was torture.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:02:42 +0000

With the continued improvement in security, US troops are being seconded to schools as crossing guards and playground monitors.

Just think Bill, if we were on a UN detail we could get some of that.

Since Al Qaeda won't come out and play...

The marines found the playground taunting to be much more intellectually rich than listening to the left debate the war on Iraq.

By: Maniakes

Maniakes — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:41:56 +0000

"Sir, we left the slide out in the sun all day like you said, but he's still not talking."

By: peterh

peterh — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:00:33 +0000

Whether that kid breaks his ass on that cement block is no concern to us….we’re here to check off another successful project via Halliburton….

By: Dantheman

Dantheman — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:45:32 +0000

Not only did our troops paint this school, we even installed a slide.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:50:58 +0000

John Kerry and Robert Levy's true Viet Nam deployments were exposed today . . .