Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hodink

Hodink — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:05:07 +0000

"That black hole in his chest? Well, let's just say Dead Eye Cheney has been on the warpath again."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:58:34 +0000

* We're beating Turkeys into plowshares.

*Just think; If Franklin had his way, this would have been the National Bird.... and we'd have had Roasted Eagle with all the trimmings.... and Nick, over here woulda been a Turkey Scout. And Glenn Frey's band... well....

* Alrright, Bird... spread eagle... errrr... spread Turkey...

* Houston, Tranquility base, here... the Turkey has landed.

* Remarkable bird, the Turkey, Beautiful plumage!

* Ya know these things taste like Spotted owl, if you add a little garlic powder....

By: ralph

ralph — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:43:17 +0000

TIN SNIPS AND A SPREADER SIR, WE'LL GET THAT EGG. WELL IT WORKED ON MONDAY,LOL.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:15:18 +0000

* This was a Turkey that knew all about computers. It kept saying: "Carpal...carpal...carpal."

* "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

* Dude, the mutant turkeys are back!

* Gobblygook... what the Turkey left on the table

* Nah, I gave up smoking cold turkey... about a month after I quit cigarettes... too hard to keep lit. Thanks anyway.

* Well, let me tell you how Monica was using me a a sex toy, once she got the damned cigar outta the way.

* Mr. President, when the chips are down, the Turkey is empty.

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:04:22 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

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By: anjin-san

anjin-san — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:30:05 +0000

...It slowly dawned on the bird that he was in the hands of his mental inferiors.

By: Fausta

Fausta — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:36:34 +0000

"In the middle of the president's speech, Ron Paul jumped on the table and started dancing."

By: G.A.Phillips

G.A.Phillips — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:34:52 +0000

Yerr pardoned.... now fly...be free...

By: Russ

Russ — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:08:11 +0000

In the last administration, it was the turkey that did all the pardoning.

By: JD

JD — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:25:10 +0000

Bush: "Between you and me, Tom, the Democrats really embarrassed themselves on that Armenian Genocide Bill, didn't they?" Tom: "Gobble...Gobble, they sure did!" Crowd: "Ah, hah, hah, hah, heh, heh, heh. . .

By: Dantheman

Dantheman — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:54:55 +0000

President Bush announces his nominee for Secretary of Agriculture.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:06:39 +0000

1. President Bush proudly shows the media that he singlehandedly stopped Turkey's invasion of Iraq. 2. After inserting his arm, President Bush demonstrates Turkey's "puppet regime."

By: Paul Barnes

Paul Barnes — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:40:37 +0000

President Bush proves that America does not torture turkeys.

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:17:36 +0000

Turkey: PTHUPPPPT. Oops, pardon me.

By: John Burgess

John Burgess — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:10:50 +0000

"I gave Hillary a pat on the head. Now I'm giving her the bird. Heh heh."