Comments on: Caption Contest http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/ Online Journal of Politics and Foreign Affairs Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:59:58 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: physics geek http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-247282 physics geek Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:20:41 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-247282 After global warming melted the North Pole, Santa was forced to replace his reindeer with sea horses. <em>How the Grinch drowned Christmas</em>. <em>The Fishtank Before Christmas</em>. Santa's cousin, Namor Claus, stages coup on Christmas Eve. After global warming melted the North Pole, Santa was forced to replace his reindeer with sea horses.

How the Grinch drowned Christmas.

The Fishtank Before Christmas.

Santa's cousin, Namor Claus, stages coup on Christmas Eve.

]]> By: Set271 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-246572 Set271 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:06:17 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-246572 AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.... A NEW WAY TO SELL CHRISTMAS JUNK MADE IN CHINA TO THE GENTILES! AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT....
A NEW WAY TO SELL CHRISTMAS JUNK MADE IN CHINA TO THE GENTILES!

]]> By: Hodink http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-246377 Hodink Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:50:47 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-246377 Santa - "I have a bad case of diarrhea." Santa - "I have a bad case of diarrhea."

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245974 John425 Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:08:29 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245974 Santa finds seahorses are no substitute for on-strike reindeer. Santa finds seahorses are no substitute for on-strike reindeer.

]]> By: ralph http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245917 ralph Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:34:18 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245917 DATELINE.. NORTH POLE... CAUSE OF ICE CAP DISAPPEARANCE SOLVED... ICE DOESN'T FLOAT ANYMORE! DATELINE.. NORTH POLE... CAUSE OF ICE CAP DISAPPEARANCE SOLVED... ICE DOESN'T FLOAT ANYMORE!

]]> By: nocoen http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245498 nocoen Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:35:56 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245498 Santa Claus announces that he is opposed to LOST (Law of the Seat Treaty)...as the North Pole's Home Rule will be overrulled by the UN... Santa Claus announces that he is opposed to LOST (Law of the Seat Treaty)...as the North Pole's Home Rule will be overrulled by the UN...

]]> By: peterh http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245359 peterh Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:04:44 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245359 What the heck is this…..I don’t recall a “waterworld” addendum in my santa “Clause”…. What the heck is this…..I don’t recall a “waterworld” addendum in my santa “Clause”….

]]> By: peterh http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245356 peterh Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:03:42 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245356 Sooo….long story short…..after the Russians exercised their eminent domain on my North Pole property, I moved the biz to New Orleans where I thought I got a great deal on this parcel of land….any other friggin’ questions….. Sooo….long story short…..after the Russians exercised their eminent domain on my North Pole property, I moved the biz to New Orleans where I thought I got a great deal on this parcel of land….any other friggin’ questions…..

]]> By: Roger http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245235 Roger Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:31:43 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245235 1. Santa: I hope the Japanese fishermen don't mistake me for a whale!" 2. The Cousteau Christmas Special. Next! On the National Geographic Channel! 3. Sorry, Charlie! That gift is for AquaMan. 4. They seek him here They seek him there Still, the ACLU can't find that Christmas shill Is he at a courthouse or in a mall They'd do best to look under that seashell 5. Santa found Nemo. 1. Santa: I hope the Japanese fishermen don't mistake me for a whale!"

2. The Cousteau Christmas Special. Next! On the National Geographic Channel!

3. Sorry, Charlie! That gift is for AquaMan.

4.
They seek him here
They seek him there
Still, the ACLU can't find that Christmas shill
Is he at a courthouse or in a mall
They'd do best to look under that seashell

5. Santa found Nemo.

]]> By: Scott_T http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245229 Scott_T Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:16:20 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245229 1) "Grandma got run over by Santa's submersible while scuba diving late one Christmas Eve" was not the hit that the record company had hoped. 2) Santa's new way to avoid the US Air Force's Santa Tracker system, but now he had to contend with US Navy's nuclear sub fleet. 3) Tim Allen's "Santa Claus 4: The Subclause" was fated to sink all box office records. 1) "Grandma got run over by Santa's submersible while scuba diving late one Christmas Eve" was not the hit that the record company had hoped.

2) Santa's new way to avoid the US Air Force's Santa Tracker system, but now he had to contend with US Navy's nuclear sub fleet.

3) Tim Allen's "Santa Claus 4: The Subclause" was fated to sink all box office records.

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245228 John425 Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:14:34 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245228 That dirty old man, Santa, seeks out the Little Mermaid who is supposed to be a great piece of Tail! That dirty old man, Santa, seeks out the Little Mermaid who is supposed to be a great piece of Tail!

]]> By: John425 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245227 John425 Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:10:30 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245227 Mafia message: Tonight Santa sleeps wid da fishes!" Mafia message: Tonight Santa sleeps wid da fishes!"

]]> By: yetanotherjohn http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245191 yetanotherjohn Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:55:24 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245191 Nothing celebrates the birth of Christ like an aquarium display with seahorses and a sleigh. Nothing celebrates the birth of Christ like an aquarium display with seahorses and a sleigh.

]]> By: yetanotherjohn http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245189 yetanotherjohn Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:54:04 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245189 Even sea monkeys need Santa. Looks like Rudolph doesn't get to play the underwater reindeer games. Tug on his beard ... I don't think that is the real Santa. Even sea monkeys need Santa.

Looks like Rudolph doesn't get to play the underwater reindeer games.

Tug on his beard ... I don't think that is the real Santa.

]]> By: John Burgess http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-249/comment-page-1/#comment-245188 John Burgess Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:51:50 +0000 http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/12/caption_contest-249/#comment-245188 "Blub, blub, blub! Merry Blubmas!" "Blub, blub, blub! Merry Blubmas!"

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