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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-249657</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, that&#039;s not a Thompson gun, is it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, that's not a Thompson gun, is it?</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-249653</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vote for Fred, he&#039;ll never bring a knife to a gun fight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vote for Fred, he'll never bring a knife to a gun fight.</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-249652</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apple hires Fred Thompson for the release of the iGun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple hires Fred Thompson for the release of the iGun.</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-249628</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Yeah, and I still got thirty minutes to catch that train to Yuma.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Yeah, and I still got thirty minutes to catch that train to Yuma."</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-249420</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;This ought to be able to stop a RINO at 500 yards.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"This ought to be able to stop a RINO at 500 yards."</p>
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		<title>By: RT</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-249075</link>
		<dc:creator>RT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I ain&#039;t compensating.  It would have to much bigger to do that.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"I ain't compensating.  It would have to much bigger to do that."</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel Edith</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-248885</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Edith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Something a little smaller would be better, I think, in case I might need to carry it into a shopping mall or school.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Something a little smaller would be better, I think, in case I might need to carry it into a shopping mall or school."</p>
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		<title>By: charles austin</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-248862</link>
		<dc:creator>charles austin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>2:45 to Yuma.

Admiral Josh Painter: &quot;This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we&#039;ll be lucky to live through it.&quot;

&quot;Wow, a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.&quot;

Tackleberry finally gets his wish.

... and the pursuit of happiness is a warm gun.

&quot;I&#039;ll show &#039;em what shoting from the hip really means...&quot;

Let me tell you a story &#039;bout a man named Fred.
Ex-Senator, actor, runnin&#039; to be prez.
Then one day he was shootin for some news,
All he got instead were some blabberin&#039; fools.
CNN that is,
Wolf Blizter, Jonathan Klein.
Well the next thing you know ol&#039; Fred&#039;s a candidate,
But the talking heads just wanna talk about his mate.
They say &quot;Law and Order is the place you oughta be&quot;,
But he pays them no mind and he&#039;s moving steadily.
Up in the polls that is, 
Iowa, Tennesee, ...

Definitely rabbit season.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2:45 to Yuma.</p>
<p>Admiral Josh Painter: "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."</p>
<p>"Wow, a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range."</p>
<p>Tackleberry finally gets his wish.</p>
<p>... and the pursuit of happiness is a warm gun.</p>
<p>"I'll show 'em what shoting from the hip really means..."</p>
<p>Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Fred.<br />
Ex-Senator, actor, runnin' to be prez.<br />
Then one day he was shootin for some news,<br />
All he got instead were some blabberin' fools.<br />
CNN that is,<br />
Wolf Blizter, Jonathan Klein.<br />
Well the next thing you know ol' Fred's a candidate,<br />
But the talking heads just wanna talk about his mate.<br />
They say "Law and Order is the place you oughta be",<br />
But he pays them no mind and he's moving steadily.<br />
Up in the polls that is,<br />
Iowa, Tennesee, ...</p>
<p>Definitely rabbit season.</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-248606</link>
		<dc:creator>Dennis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I get me a huntin license?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I get me a huntin license?</p>
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		<title>By: Vampireklown</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-248227</link>
		<dc:creator>Vampireklown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://vampireklown.blogspot.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;And as your president I promise a liberal mounted on every wall</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://vampireklown.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">And as your president I promise a liberal mounted on every wall</a></p>
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		<title>By: elliot</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-247989</link>
		<dc:creator>elliot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay fat guy, start running. I&#039;ll show you my Cheney impression.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay fat guy, start running. I'll show you my Cheney impression.</p>
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		<title>By: Support Your Local Gunfighter</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-247916</link>
		<dc:creator>Support Your Local Gunfighter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Weekend Caption Contest...&lt;/strong&gt;

Other Great Contests . . ....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Weekend Caption Contest...</strong></p>
<p>Other Great Contests . . ....</p>
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		<title>By: elliot</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-247730</link>
		<dc:creator>elliot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pull!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pull!</p>
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		<title>By: MikeS</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-247578</link>
		<dc:creator>MikeS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s a real pretty toy. Got anything with some kick?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That's a real pretty toy. Got anything with some kick?</p>
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		<title>By: mannning</title>
		<link>http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/caption_contest-250/comment-page-1/#comment-247525</link>
		<dc:creator>mannning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;You say this here Barrett sniper rifle can hit a man at 2,000 yards? I can&#039;t even &lt;em&gt;see&lt;/em&gt; a man at that distance, scope or no!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"You say this here Barrett sniper rifle can hit a man at 2,000 yards? I can't even <em>see</em> a man at that distance, scope or no!"</p>
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