Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:26:23 +0000

"I'm thinking Green and my friend watches too much porn."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:33:46 +0000

"I Really Need To Change The Water In My Bong."

By: MikeM

MikeM — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:31:29 +0000

"I'm telling ya', the worst part is the sleep deprivation. It's never dark - even when you close your eyes."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:07:22 +0000

An illustration from "Old Possum's Book of Impractical Cats" soon to be made into the musical Cats II! by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber, featuring the songs "Old Neuteronomy", "Glotiger's Last Stand", "The Journey to the Heavy Water Layer", "Schrodinger: The Mystery Cat", and "Radiating Songs for Radiating Cats".

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:39:42 +0000

"Is this over the counter Viagra?"

By: RT

RT — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:17:09 +0000

I am in ur clozit skeerin' ur keedz! Boo!

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:51:41 +0000

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends Vladimir Putin two rare Persian kittens to thank him for completing Iran's nuclear facility ahead of time.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:57:55 +0000

Friskies: Guranteed to give your cat's coat that special glow.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:25:26 +0000

Cat on the left: "Aw! Go ahead fluffy! Scratch the table leg, it feels good and you know you want to!"
Cat on the right: "No fluffy. That would be wrong. Use your post instead like a good cat."

By: Gollum

Gollum — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:08:56 +0000

A glowing cat? Whatever. Make a cat that sh*ts hundred dollar bills, *then* I'll be impressed.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:43:11 +0000

* The problem was, these newly developed Christmas tree decorations had the nasty habit of leaving radioactive surprises under the tree they were hanging on. That, and they drove the dog crazy.

* I feel a new Disney movie coming on... "Honey I made the cats glow".

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:45:44 +0000

One for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready now,
Go cat go!

Or stop, I guess.

By: Dantheman

Dantheman — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:45:17 +0000

The refutation of Ben Franklin's line, "In the dark, are not all cats gray?"

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:26:44 +0000

"Cats: In 3-D. It's now and forever!"

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:45:08 +0000

"Say Hello to Chernobyl and Tiyemai!"

Tiyemai? What's that mean in Japanese?

T.M.I., as in Three Mile Island....