Comon!. We can do it....C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A... Opps, we're one short.

Have a Merry Christmas one and all.

And Merry Christmas to you, Rodney, from all of us at the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes Retirement Village.

The Dance of the Sugar Plump Fairies

(Merry Christmas Rodney, and to everyone at OTB.)

The OTB staff lineup for their Christmas card picture.

This time you've gone too-too far.

Lake water reflects up!

AW..c'mon ,a little tradition can't hurt! Give us back the eight tiny reindeer!

They're ready to take the "plunge" but viewers are ready to get the plunger!

White shoes after labor day??? Am I the only one here with "fashion sense"??

oh come on now girls I said kick with all you got.. not sit down on the logs, okay here we go again, KICK those flabby leg's! oh heck forget this lets go have tea !

Look at the reflection over there! HE'S not wearing any panties!!!

I'm not too sure about this new debate format....

This ain't your fathers River Dance

Santa says, "Yes, I need eight tiny reins, dear."

Something was clearly lost in translation.

Things get out of hand on the writers strike picket line.

Global warming's impact on the Ice Capades.

♬
Oh we're gonna have a nuclear winter.
for the next ten thousand years
♬

(courtesy of SNL, and probably some unemployed writer on the picket line)

"Heh, I heard Oglethorpe $#*!#& the girl at the end of the line."

On Dasher , On Dancer ....

The ladies were working on a holiday routine after being rejected for both "Swan Lake" AND "Swine Lake".

Obviously *someone* didn't get the "white tutu Tuesday" memo.

Nine ladies dancing . . . kersploosh! . . . nineeight ladies dancing . . .

Ugh . . now we know where the eight lords were leaping -- off the bridge!

FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP HER BEFORE THE PLIÉ!

It's obvious: Spawn Lake

LAST ONE IN MAKES THE BEER RUN.

"Don't Ask Don't Tell." ( Oops Too Late )

Guy: As I said before, we are one person short to spell out Christmas....now where the heck is Holly?

Girl on the end: She stormed out of here, she didn't like always being last and she told me you can kiss her 'S'

Bedecked Bolshoi Babes' Brinkmanship

Dance of the Sugar Plum Walruses.

Canadian forces launch new ice-breaker method after global warming docks expensive ships.

"Dancing with the Stars" contestants inadvertently send demo tape to "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Kid to cell phone - "Hey Mom. You missed it. They turned around with letters on their shirts that spelled out SON OF DOG."