Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Yallways

Yallways — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:19:52 +0000

"Just when I think I'm out of the diapers, they pull me back in."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:38:29 +0000

"Ask Your Doctor If Crestor Is Right For You."

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:57:43 +0000

1. "Listen up people! I need all reincarnated zen masters to go to the left."

2. "I told you about stuffing the cat down the toilet."

3. Today Fruit of the Loom revealed their new boys briefs designed according to OSHA safety regulations.

4. Before the new rash ointment could be tested, doctors needed rashes it could be tested on.

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:10:09 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Rodney is turning Japanese....

By: Lindy R. Dole

Lindy R. Dole — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:56:40 +0000

Michael Moore goes shopping for his own Minime.

By: floyd

floyd — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:30:56 +0000

Facing budget cuts; the SUMO team had to "downsize"!

By: floyd

floyd — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:28:51 +0000

Heck, nowadays it's the AMERICAN kids that are built like SUMOS!!... We don't stand a chance anymore!

By: floyd

floyd — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:24:44 +0000

AW...Geezz; Sumo has just NOT been the same since they went to the "healthy lunch" program and took all the sweet snacks and pop out of the machines!

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:44:09 +0000

* ... and for the next 12 years, the boys learn the art of 'survival of the fattest'.

* Sumo...Japanese for "oversized jock strap"

* The only advantage of being Sumo at this age is that they don't have to shave their legs to avoid being mistaken for the average American feminist

* Look, Dad told me it was either this, or learning to be a waiter an Benihana, and I'm no good with blades.

* I think I'm turning Japanese.. I think I'm turning Japanese.. I really think so....

* This new breed of Sumo grow up to be small, so they can fit in their country. The one on the left is actually 27 years old.

* The one team the Miami Dolphins can beat reliably.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:08:07 +0000

Babes in Soyland

By: elliot

elliot — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:45:34 +0000

Belated thanks for the second place position last week - Elliot

By: John425

John425 — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:44:21 +0000

RonPaulbots emerge from laboratory creche.

By: John425

John425 — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:20:06 +0000

Chuck Norris's endorsement of Huckabee brings out a veritable army of new volunteers for the upcoming campaign battles.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:54:20 +0000

The annual boy boobie pageant kicked off in Tokyo today...

Your Shoalin skills are no match for my army of miniature sumos.

By: Don Singleton

Don Singleton — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:51:40 +0000

I'm too old for Pampers, and not old enough for Depends