Comments on: Caption Contest

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:38:15 +0000

Pakistan Security Forces Are Off To Their Next Assignment.

By: John425

John425 — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:51:34 +0000

"I like smoke and lightning,
Heavy metal thunder"

-Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild", 1968

By: John425

John425 — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:42:06 +0000

German youth expects his girlfriend will soon get a "bang" out of what he believes are dildoes.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:48:37 +0000

A new treat for salad lovers: Intercontenental Balsalmic Missles.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:45:48 +0000

But no matter what he did, he never could catch the crafty, speedy Roadrunner.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:48:55 +0000

"What's For Launch?"

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:34:56 +0000

* Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh. Never mind. The "Before" picture of the world's first rocket powered bicycle. * One of the rejected pictures for the cover of "Big Bang Boom" * We USED to have a girl on this run. She stuck one of these in her bra. Boom to Bust, if you know what I mean. * PULL!!! -(Hey, it got me a first a couple years ago)

By: DaveD

DaveD — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:47:54 +0000

Another FTD delivery of the "Kim Jong Happy New Year" bouquet.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:21:47 +0000

* Well, OK, I guess this IS rocket science.

* Despite a great effort, Jake's Second Hand Fireworks store was doomed to fail.

* Being a rocket scientist, Robbie did it with bigger thrust.

* My fireworks. Does yours?

* Hey, wait. I thought we were going to see the Rockettes.

* Having obtained his skyrockets for flight, Hans was on his way to a little afternoon delight

* Herb noticed he didn't get held up quite so often, anymore.

* Being green, these rockets are powered by Bourbon and Beans.

* Okay, so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much. --Shania Twain

* Interestingly, the TSA didn't give Harvey any problem getting to his flight

* Hank finally had the final ingredient for his Firecracker Chili.

* Don't worry officer... it's to clear my sinuses.

By: peterh

peterh — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:03:06 +0000

99 luftballons…..and a one and a two….

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:11:17 +0000

"It's Better To Put a Rocket In Your Pocket Than Your Finger In A Socket." ( Or I Got The Gun Powder Blues And That's Why I Blew It With You. )

By: Timmer

Timmer — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:43:08 +0000

So THAT'S what happens when you overdose on Viagra.

By: Paul Barnes

Paul Barnes — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:07:19 +0000

Smithers, there's a rocket on my shoulder. (As Mr. Burns would say)

By: Steven L.

Steven L. — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:58:57 +0000

Well, actually, no.

But I am glad to see you.

By: Dantheman

Dantheman — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:58:48 +0000

The lipsticks of mass destruction.