Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Deathlok

Deathlok — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:57:50 +0000

"Hillary, How's the crow taste?"
"Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm"

By: RT

RT — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:38:03 +0000

Hillary: "Oh no. That suppository is kicking in. Look interested. Look interested. Oh, crap!"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:03:56 +0000

So if you're down on your luck and you can't harmonize,
Find a girl with far away eyes.
And if you're downright disgusted and life ain't worth a dime,
Get a girl with far away eyes.

-- with apologies to K. Richards/M. Jagger

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:58:53 +0000

That thing about the eye of a hurricane being calm, well, fuhgetaboutit.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:54:20 +0000

"I'm ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:51:43 +0000

The face that launched a thousand SCHIPs.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:50:26 +0000

Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief - if he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy from a laughing baby's mouth if he could take it from the money man?
Cross-eyed Hillary goes jumping in again.
She signs no contract but she always plays the game.
Dines in Chautauqua village on expense accounted gruel,
But Barack Obama is taking her to school.
Laughing in the playground - gets no kicks from little boys (Ed: read John Edwards); would rather make it with a letching grey (Ed: read Bill Clinton).
Or maybe her attention is drawn by Richardson, who watches through the railings as they play.
Cross-eyed Hillary finds it hard to get along.
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song.
She's a rich man stealer but her favor's good and strong;
She's the Robin Hood of the Upper West Side - helps the poor man get along.

-- with apologies to (Ian) Anderson

By: elliot

elliot — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:49:24 +0000

I don't know who you are, but here's a funny joke I heard in the office today:
"Bill Clinton, an Intern and a box of......"

By: Hodink

Hodink — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:17:08 +0000

In an effort to be the candidate of change, Senator Clinton practiced hypnosis on audiences departing the Oprah Show.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:10:51 +0000

Hillary learning that the Chelsea/Mary Cheney rumors seem to have been confirmed.

By: MikeM

MikeM — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:20:13 +0000

It's MY PARTY! And, I'll cry if I want to.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:14:56 +0000

(Since we're going to get all Pulp Fictiony...) Thinking... "The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

By: peterh

peterh — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:30:57 +0000

Hillary…..chillin’….or not…

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:23:06 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

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By: markm

markm — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:02:35 +0000

"Old millk shake: The Navarone? Erm, you do know how that novel ended, right?"

Think Pulp Fiction.