Caption Contest
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Rodney Dill | Monday, January 7, 2008 |
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
"Hey Betsie, this sign holding gig you got us is tits"
"HEY-HEY, HO-HO, THIS CLONED UTTER HAS GOT TO GO!"
"attention...ATTENTION. Ok, for those of you that are moo..I mean new to bovine protests, since we have cloven hooves you MUST grab the sign stick between your left and right cloven hoof...thingy.."
* Why that's udderly ridicowlus.
Block Voting Worked For Huckabee In Iowa.
* The scientists realized that the cloning had gone astray when the cows started coming out looking like humans in cow suits.
* Police hit upon an interesting solution to the protests: Turn the bull loose.
The George Cloney Fan Club Meets
(No Relationship To George Clooney)
"Mad Cow Decease Or Just Pissed Off?"
One too many pople saw the Top Secret Movie
"Bush 101. Inane talk and crony walk. And magically,lots of people will support you."
As every intelligent person knows, Evangelicals have a herd mentality.
Where's Anton Chiguhr when you really need him?
No one was amused that Phil used three fake teats.
"In what some believe is a possible sign of Armageddon...bipedal cloned cows mixed with Dell brand bipedal cows AND the bipedal cows from those California Milk Producers commercials..when asked about the intergrazing, one cow was herd to say "well, we'll just have to let the chips fall where they may""
Ok, ok, I'll eat more chicken.
What the Korova Milk Bar patrons look like after a couple of vellocets.
Has there ever been a better justification for cow tipping?
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them Nutroots movin' Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Utterz.com is really catching on!
PETA has used nudity to gain publicity before, but never such an udder disregard for propriety in showing so many uncovered tits.
Where's the beef?
I too stand against indiscriminate cloning ... of liberals.
Given that I pay more per gallon for milk than gas, I find this protest bullsh*t.
Democrats found that the larger than expected Iowa caucus turn out seemed to be from voters with a particular beef.
Well, yes, technically they have leather necks, but the comparison is odious to the real Leathernecks.
Ohmigod! Hwang Woo-suk has cloned Nursie!
Mooooveon.organic!
(This brings to mind an ancient joke about an old bull and a young bull which decorum demands I not repeat here.)
A herd, not a pack.
More cowbell!
"They're coming right for us!"
Yet another variant of the old joke, "What's black and white and red all over?"
I don't see any horns.
Legal Defense Team of P.E.T.A. poses for group photo before marching to Supreme Court.
All the moo's that's fit to print
All the moos that's fit to pint.
Meatheads on the hoof.
Baff, it's what's for dinner.
"What do you mean Washington, D.C. doesn't have a state fair?"
Just wait until the NCAA hears about the Fighting Cows of South Park and their blatant speciesism.
"Ok, which one of you is Angus?"
Gateway Computer Corp's cow skin logo donors decide enough is enough!
The running of the bullsh*t in Pamplona.
Bovine sperm donors protest plans to collect extra specimens using automatic milking machine method!
Cow with the 'Got Milk?' sign in front: "Hey you, I hope that's a fake teat you're poking me with back there."
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where opposable thumbs evolved on bovines rather than primates...
Soylent green is people!*
*in cow costumes...
(groan...all the good ones were already taken.)
Why, yes, we ARE glad to meet you. And that's no bull!
Man in back(not seen): Slow down on Clowning!! Stop The Clowning!! What?!? Damn! I got the wrong costume.
"Hey Huckabee, can you play Joe Diffie's The Cows Came Home?"
Nutroots gather for the "udder" candidate.
RonPaulbots as what passes for cattle at Ron Paul's Texas ranch.
Opponents were cowed when the Bloomberg Cash Cows milked supporters for donations.
"Pull Needed To Get In Milker's Union."
Residents Warned About Milk Herd
( Squirt Alert!!! )
"Cows Cry Over Spilt Milk."
Residents Warned About Milk Herd
(Squirt Alert!!!!)
Cattle Mourn At Bovine Funeral
(He Kicked The Bucket.)
"Herd To Protest Cattle Porn In Front Of Super Cuts Store!!!!"
( Something About A Cow Lick?)
I'm Done Rodney, Time For Me To Mooooooove On..
"Angry Cows Protest!!!!!"
( They Were In a Mad Mooooooood!!! )
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