Comments on: Caption Contest

By: chip

chip — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:51:48 +0000

"He doesn't know what torture is..." (About whom does Hillary refer?)

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:25:58 +0000

Doubts about the futility of resistance began to creep into the Borg Queen's collectivist mind.

By: John425

John425 — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:22:20 +0000

Wicked Witch of the West shops for a new wand.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:51:54 +0000

Hillary watches the machinery of America literally grind to a halt as all sources of liquid capital dry up because of her plans to freeze by fiat foreclosures and variable rate mortgages.

By: chip.

chip. — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:45:36 +0000

"That Rat; how did I get tricked again? Bill was supposed to come here and I was supposed to go to the Hawaiian Tropics plant!"

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:45:47 +0000

Hillary an epiphany at the GM plant.

"Hey, listen to this! Don’t tell me words don’t matter. ‘I have a dream’ — just words? ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal’ — just words? ‘We have nothing to fear but fear itself’ — just words? Just speeches? Catchy, huh?”

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:34:13 +0000

"Hillary Is Fascinated By The Inter Workings Of The Magic 8 Ball."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:25:24 +0000

Hmmm ... the new series II, 3BU8 automatic neutering machine. I could really use one of these.

By: chip.

chip. — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:02:34 +0000

Green Tool Envy

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:08:37 +0000

Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton: "Mikhail Kalashnikov was a firearms inventor. His wife never invented anything. Why in the hell did someone hire his wife to develop a new rifle for the US military?" Kim Luc Low (manager of Friendly Flying Goose Firearms, outside the picture on the left): "I don't know, Mrs. Clinton, sometimes there is no explanation for what liberals do."

By: rt

rt — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:15:15 +0000

Hillary: "I know as much about this as I do politics." (Guess in her mind that makes her an expert.)

By: Hodink

Hodink — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:57:11 +0000

Clinton - "A little voice saying it is Chicken Little came out of that machine. It said, 'Hillary,the sky is falling.'"

By: chip.

chip. — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:59:43 +0000

"Mu-hoooo-ha-ha-hahhh...don't fall asleep Mr. Limbaugh; don't fall asleep! Come Algore--to the EIB Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies!" (Algore) "Yes Master Shrillary."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:56:55 +0000

Witnessing the soul-draining experience of life on the assembly line for herself, Hillary vows to ensure that once she becomes President no one will ever work there again.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:21:53 +0000

What am I looking at again?