Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Andrew Hupp

Andrew Hupp — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 23:58:16 +0000

HELP! There's a face growing out of the side of my head!

By: Chevy Rose

Chevy Rose — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:04:18 +0000

"I am not computer smart either, Chevy Rose, so I can't help you with trackbacks. Is that like babybacks on a train?....No....Next question."

By: Former Marxist

Former Marxist — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 14:01:26 +0000

Finestein: Terminate this Ahnold.

By: dougrc

dougrc — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:06:32 +0000

The Arnold suddenly realized there was someone molesting him from under the podium and let out a cry of relief when he noticed that Senator Feinstein was still behind him.

By: Caliban Darklock

Caliban Darklock — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:15:26 +0000

Arnold suddenly grasped the foundation of sexual harassment law when Mrs. Feinstein suddenly grasped the foundation of Arnold.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 17:11:07 +0000

Announcing his re-election campaign: "Vote for me if you vant to liff -- forever. Like de vooman behind me, who iss about 400 years old."

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 16:03:59 +0000

DiFi makes interesting use of her now famous cattle prod

By: T. Harris

T. Harris — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 14:21:58 +0000

Take THAT, you freakin' asshole. Now the next time I tell you to meet me in my hotel room wearing your Conan outfit, you'd better hope and pray you do. Or I'll break bad on your ass and show you what the hell barbarian really is.

By: Mythilt

Mythilt — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:59:10 +0000

Arnold hated the way Sen. Feinstein played Duck Duck, Goose.

Interestingly, the LATimes, failed to report on Feinsteins inappropriate contact with Arnold, chosing instead to run with the headline, Arnold looks like a loon.

By: Sgt Fluffy

Sgt Fluffy — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:10:04 +0000

Arnold....Ahhhh She's a man Baby!

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:38:00 +0000

Senator Feinstein just can't help herself. She gave Governor Schwarzenegger a prostate exam when the opportunity presented itself because she cares so much.

Tainted love.

Senator Feinstein could only smile after Arnold told Senator Boxer, "Bite me!"

AVP II.

By: AYB

AYB — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:55:29 +0000

Arnold was shocked by the size of the stem.

By: Marcia L. Neil

Marcia L. Neil — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 00:14:56 +0000

A cocktail pick in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:30:34 +0000

"In America I have been educated by strong, principled, patriotic, accomplished and gracious Democratic women."

By: LorgSkyegon

LorgSkyegon — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 19:34:16 +0000

Governor Schwarzenegger is so busy, he must schedule his yearly check-up during a press conference.