Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Bithead

Bithead — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:23:54 +0000

OK, $6000 an hour. Any takers?

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:52:27 +0000

No, I'm not an Avian Flu scientist with the CDC. But I did sleep at a Holiday Inn last night.

Nader's search for relevance continued.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Obama and Ferraro tussle on the campaign trail.

Yea though I walk through the valley of death .... I fear no evil. For I have my funny hat and a chicken.

The age old mystery ... which came first, chicken or egg? Still baffles Scientologists.

Governor Spitzer's eleventh hour search for one last remaining shred of dignity. Was in vain.

Lt. Governor Paterson assumes control in Albany.

By: MikeM

MikeM — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:30:22 +0000

Hillary's other choice for a vice-president running mate.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:31:30 +0000

"Ok, ok. I am the grandfather of Geraldine Ferraro and I was unsuccessful most of my life because I was black at the wrong time."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:37:41 +0000

Chicken tonight!

Once again, Floyd the rooster felt short changed by reincarnation.

Turn your head to the right and cough.

The leftwingnut media's revival of voodoo economics, may yet be a factor in the fall election.

Elmo kinda wished the Hollywood writer's strike hadn't ended.

In Art's garage, no one can hear your scream.

Freestyle gold medal winner Toyvold Ingmar, at the start of his routine. During the World Chicken Plucker Championships in Helsinki.

If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready? .... Cialis

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:46:49 +0000

* Look, where's the damn EGGS?

* I am Sabuno of Borg. You will be assimilated. ReClucktance is Futile.

* The chicken had to pay the penalty for crossing the road.

* "There shall be no peace while the chicken lives!"

* The chicken was dead. Which, of course, would make it a Poultrygeist.

* Deja Voodo: Have I sacrificed this chicken before?

* This guy's barking up the wrong chicken

* A pox on all your houses, said the chicken

* The roadkill cafe chef, preparing the chicken that didn't make it across the road.

* yeah, it tastes like chicken..... Ummm...Oh, yeah. Never mind.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:59:15 +0000

Eliot Spitzer says - "Don't quit your job! Use Boo Boo's Voodoo. Unexplained deaths and public opinion reversal. I'm not just the President, I'm also a client!"

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:52:24 +0000

Col Sanders' unacknowledged cousin Fred demonstrates where exactly those secret herbs and spices should be stuffed for maximum seasoning.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:15:17 +0000

The truth behind the singing chicken industry ... was not pretty.

Finger licking good to you? Well ... might not be finger lickin good to me.

The start of another day at Daily Kos (and the daily bawk, bawk dance).

OTB's new comment sign in regimen, wasn't Elmo's cuppa tea.

Invitations to the Man-Chicken-Love Association's spring wing ding, began arriving in member's mailboxes.

By: markm

markm — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:41:29 +0000

When Spitzer family spokesman was asked by the press "just what WOULDN'T the $5,500/hr whore do because she said wasn't safe sex?"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:52:32 +0000

When that 3 a.m. call finally came, President Obama exlaimed to his secretary: tell them I'm busy. And if anyone asks, no ... I haven't seen Michael Vick.

By: DL

DL — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:18:14 +0000

I Make a wish on each leg.

By: FireWolf

FireWolf — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:31 +0000

"Former President Bill Clinton (The first Black President) was out on the campaign trail today showing supporters just how voodoo magick will get those delegates back for Hillary"

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:58:05 +0000

4) NYC Democrat's last hope to turn the party around after Spitzer's announcement.

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:57:28 +0000

1) Evidence found with Client No. 9 from prostitue who described what happened as "something not normal..."

2) Normally when you try to break the wishbone, the bird is already dead and cooked.

3) The fabled Donkey Show has nothing compared to a true Rooster Show.