Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:54:57 +0000

Code Whacko.

The spring issue of Commie Fooktard, is now available at fine newsstands everywhere.

My grandparents went to Berkeley and all I got was this stupid hat.

Code Pink, Yellow, Orange, Chartreuse, Heliotrope, and Lavender.

By: Greg Dwyer

Greg Dwyer — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:49:19 +0000

Listen, Frank. I don't think your homemade Miss Piggy costume is going to impress the people at Henson Studios.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:06:14 +0000

Moonbattery included.

The floral torchiere has been pased to new generation of Americans.

Skedaddles ... taste the rainbow.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:48:45 +0000

What's new in body art?
Blood red is in.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:18:25 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new anti-war overlords.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:11:18 +0000

Mischa's misreading of a sci-fi classic (Soylent Green is purple!) gave J.D. Salinger an idea for another book.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:27:04 +0000

My art belongs to Dada.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:02:05 +0000

* "OK, everyone sing along, you know the words.....' Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you.....'"

* So, I told him, we need to duscuss Iraq like adults, but he wouldn't stop laughing.

* The result of growing up in the apartment over the fish market.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:35:22 +0000

* Looking at what's left of the world through rose colored goggles.

* 105 miles to Chcago, full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's 97 freakin' degrees out here, and I'm wearing full face gear. Hit it.

* They're coming to take me away, Ha, ha...
They're coming to take me away, Ho, ho
Hee, hee,
Ha, ha

* The peace protesters move to chem warfare.

* Smells like... teen spirit."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:42:48 +0000

Laurence found that he actually preferred the brown acid.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:42:06 +0000

* Proof that the war protesters are a little short on oxygen

* The ultimate answer to a bad hair day.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:19:16 +0000

Obama handed out masks and iPods to the electorate to offset the upsetting tirade videos of his pastor.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:11:05 +0000

Where have all the flowers gone?

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:50:35 +0000

"Shut Up And Kiss Me."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:44:59 +0000

Black or white, man or woman, Hildabeast or Very Berry Obama. It is what's inside that counts.

[This message of unity brought to you by the Democratic National Committee].