Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Maggie

Maggie — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:50:51 +0000

OBAMA: "This is not a crackpot church. Witness the fact that Bill Clinton invited him to the White House when he was having his personal crises." [actual quote} CLINTON: "Oh, please. Bill called every black minister west of the Mississippi for his 1998 "redeemption" weekend.

By: MikeM

MikeM — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:20:30 +0000

Hillary: "And the parting on the left"
Barak: "Is now the parting on the right"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:42:34 +0000

That's what he says .... but if ya take a peek under my skirt? Well I really think you'd be in for a surprise.

By: alycan

alycan — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:41:41 +0000

Ballz! cried the queen. Had I two I'd be king!

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:24:53 +0000

Hillary: I saw one this big!

Barack: I won't disown it.

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:06:35 +0000

Her: "I am this close to winning the nomination.

Him: "But I'm ahead. Go figure"!

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:53:24 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Rodney Dill has a meeting of the minds....

By: Reader

Reader — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:22:26 +0000

Hillary: Watch it! These hands are registered in New York as lethal weapons!
Barack: Is that how you got Eliot to resign?

By: brainy435

brainy435 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:08:26 +0000

So... where will the money for all your programs come from?

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:28:32 +0000

Obama: I'm going after the President's job alone!
Hillary; Alone?
Obama: That's right, Hill. I want it so much, I can taste it.
Hillary: What? Nobody can face this job but the big, bad bat? So many people to kill... so little time.
Obama: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me? (taken from Batman & Robin series)

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:11:43 +0000

Hillary : Right now I’d do anything for money. I’d kill somebody for money. I’d kill you for money.
(Obama looks dejected.)
Hillary : Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You’re my friend. I’d kill you for nothing.
(Obama smiles.)

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:07:38 +0000

Obama: "Who's on First?" Hillary: "Who's on Second?"

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:32:40 +0000

"My Delegates...Her Delegates.....Any Questions?"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:23:42 +0000

Well, if we approach this in a detached and superficial manner ... then yes I'm a woman, and he's black. And John McCain's a really old white guy. If we don't win this time, then next time we're going to run an albino hermaphrodite on roller skates. While it may be too early to talk about cabinet appointments, I'm thinking bamboo or red oak. Look, I've seen him dance ... and he can't cha cha. I know for a fact he'd cancel Easter, the 4th of July, Halloween, and Christmas. I think my record speaks for itself. And I'd ask my opponent if he's won a Grammy? We are determined to take back the White House. No matter the cost to our dignity, or yours. Round two ... Double Jeopardy, Hillary: I'll take arse and hole in the ground for two hundred please Alex.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:15:46 +0000

Clinton - "I've looked at Obama's Passport. It looked like Kobe Bryant's mug shot from when he was accused of rape. And it looked like Michael Vick's mug shot from when he tortured and killed dogs. And it looked like O J Simpson's mug shot from when he ..." Obama - "Jeesy Peesy, Hillary!"