Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Ingress

Ingress — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:38:05 +0000

Senator Clinton -- "Not to sound like my husband or anything but it depends what you mean by 'gorilla' and what you mean by 'room'."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:14:12 +0000

Accepting Dieter's offer was the Easter Bunny's first, and last, mistake.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:08:41 +0000

The drummer finally got his Cadbury chocolates.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:03:06 +0000

King Kong demolishes the Longaberger building.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:57:29 +0000

Dude, that gorilla just pooped an Easter egg!

By: MikeM

MikeM — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:55 +0000

King Kong finds a safer way to carry Fay Wray.

LaBron James finds a safer way to hold Gisele Bundchen for their next magazine cover.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:56:54 +0000

Has there already been a "back-room deal"? Pelosi, Reid, and Howard Dean are all sporting strange, sly smirks, fueling speculation that privately Al Gore has started to count his chickens.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:32:01 +0000

When animals go mild!

A tisket, a tasket,
Brown and yellow basket,
Sent a letter to my baby,
On the way I dropped it.

I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
Pretty girlie picked it up,
And put it in her pocket.

Goin' ta-hell-inna-handbasket.

Rogaine .... it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Warning
Ape Crossing
!

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:30:32 +0000

When animals go mild!

A tisket, a tasket,
Brown and yellow basket,
Sent a letter to my baby,
On the way I dropped it.

I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
Pretty girlie picked it up,
And put it in her pocket.

Goin' ta-hell-inna-handbasket.

Rogaine .... it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Warning
Ape Crossing
!

So much chocolate ... so little time.

In support of his steroid denial,
Roger Clemens brings fresh evidence with him, prior to testifying before Congress.

Tired of the itinerant lifestyle, and constantly avoiding civilization. Bigfoot signs with the William Morris agency, for a book and movie deal. Seen here relaxing over the Easter break, at his new Montecito digs.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:29:48 +0000

When animals go mild!

A tisket, a tasket,
Brown and yellow basket,
Sent a letter to my baby,
On the way I dropped it.

I dropped it, I dropped it, yes, on the way I dropped it,
Pretty girlie picked it up,
And put it in her pocket.

Goin' ta-hell-inna-handbasket.

Rogaine .... it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Warning
Ape Crossing
!

So much chocolate ... so little time.

In support of his steroid denial,
Roger Clemens brings fresh evidence with him, prior to testifying before Congress.

Tired of the itinerant lifestyle and constantly avoiding civilization. Bigfoot signs with the William Morris agency, for a book and movie deal. Seen here relaxing over the Easter break, at his new Montecito digs.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:21:06 +0000

What did William Shatner say when the gorilla stole his Easter Basket?

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNG!!!!"

By: floyd

floyd — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:38:38 +0000

Yet another expert steps up to explain America's economic plight....and with PROPS even!!

By: charles austin

charles austin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:31:35 +0000

Cornelius runs to show Dr. Zaius what he found the humans playing with, claiming they were making a noise that sounded like, "peeps, peeps, peeps!"

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:49:24 +0000

Clinton - "Ok, it wasn't sniper fire in Bosnia. I remember now. A big gorilla came along singing, Easter Parade."

By: John425

John425 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:52:22 +0000

DNC member attempts "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" pas de deux as solo.