Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 11:38:31 +0000

I told you we shouldn't have made it Burqas vs chadors.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:10:02 +0000

Making shots was complicated by the coach's threat of a Jihad if you missed.

By: Eric J

Eric J — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:31:48 +0000

Phil Jackson's coaching methods have gotten even more unconventional in his year away from the game.

By: dw

dw — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 06:18:55 +0000

Seeing Fatima's sudden shooting prowess didn't tip her teammates off to her steroid use. Her bulging chador, though, did.

By: Maniakes

Maniakes — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 04:34:00 +0000

Okay, now off the tank, onto the IED, which explosion-hops the ball onto the roof of the mosque, and it bounces back towards the hoop. Nothing but net.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:29:36 +0000

Coach Rahim was stoned for saying, "D up, get a body on her!"

The chador, it's gotta be the chador.

Uh oh, wait until the NCAA hears about the Fighting Fundamentalists.

... and then David Stern woke up in a cold sweat.

The shorts just keep getting baggier every year.

White headscarf women can't jump.

She's got a shooter's mentality and no conscience, raining bombs down from everywhere. Fortunately, I'm talking about basketball.

Fatima took shot after shot without any fear of being called a ball hog.

Ultra-conservative muslim women, you can't stop them, you can only hope to contain them.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:15:07 +0000

That's why I said defunct Sgt Fluffy site, my "ears" are up waiting for you to resurface.

By: Sgt Fluffy

Sgt Fluffy — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:04:14 +0000

I'm not dead yet

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 22:01:35 +0000

HORSE in the hood.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:18:14 +0000

The Island of New Orleans Hornets did not care much for their new uniforms. Nor their new home court.

By: Chrees

Chrees — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:57:21 +0000

In a scene straight from "Juwana Man," Carlton Dotson, Latrell Spreewell, and Jayson Williams find a league that condones their murderous actions...

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:15:42 +0000

Hoop there it is.

And that's all there was.

By: LorgSkyegon

LorgSkyegon — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 17:48:01 +0000

After his martyrdom as a terrorist, Kareen Abdul-Jabbar goes to his paradise.

By: The Man

The Man — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 17:05:21 +0000

She unleashes a bomb from outside.

By: The Man

The Man — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 16:59:49 +0000

Uma Ali shows off her "jihad jumper" for 3 points.