Comments on: Caption Contest

By: elliot

elliot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:58:44 +0000

As the frightened humans saw that the aliens had landed in their festive bottle rockets overnight, tensions were lifted when one of the spacemen said "Take us to your liter"

By: Bithead

Bithead — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:23:22 +0000

* The Canal USED to be a lot higher... till we filled the bottles...

* Look, when you told me I was the cook and chief bottle washer, you didn't tell me about THIS.....

* Unscented perfume... it's really big.

* The bottles were free, but the Lobotomy....

* Honestly, Honey... I only drank the six-pack...

By: Elmo

Elmo — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:54:35 +0000

The Intergalactic Space Alien Credo ..... Kidnap only Appalachians. Leave only giant empty bottles of Tang.

DENVER, Colorado - In advance of this fall's Democratic Convention, members of the DNC prepare the Kool-Aid.

By: John425

John425 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:09:22 +0000

Rev Wright: "Now I'm addicted and Goddamn America, Goddamn 7-11 for creating the Super-Duper Giant Mega-Monster 300,000 ounce Quickie-Cola!"

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:47:57 +0000

The bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond .... have changed a wee bit oer the centuries.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:34:44 +0000

Well, the good news is we have a way to capture all that extra CO2 Al Gore's worried about....

By: chsw

chsw — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:34:36 +0000

Litter in Brobdinag.

chsw

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:30:32 +0000

Look, I told you... this stuff isn't going to make me huge.. it's DIET soda.

By: Bithead

Bithead — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:28:04 +0000

* Wow... just think of the Candles we can make from these, once the pop is gone....

* In their recycled form, they are used as Booster rockets for the Space Shuttle.

* Slam a DEW!!!!

* Honey, I shrunk the planet

* Drink sizes at fast food places, continue to get larger

* AirBus 380's, awaiting the last stage of asembly.

* What can I say? I write really long messages.

By: MikeM

MikeM — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:15:13 +0000

After Anubis left London, he partied in Sao Paulo.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:30:39 +0000

We were warned about the nanny state.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:52:56 +0000

Violently shaking the bottles, and then getting some ususpecting April Fools victim to open one. Proved to be more difficult than Louie or his pals had imagined.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:45:25 +0000

Brazil 11
Texas 0

With cemetary plots now at a premium in the ever crowded city of Sao Paulo. Concrete Valley's Peaceful Plastic Park, has yet to sell a crypt to any families in bereavement.

Some men see things as they are and say why - I dream things that never were and say why not.

Jolt Cola, now available in take it with you to the Surface of the Sun Size.

By: elliot

elliot — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:51:57 +0000

Hillary's re-occuring dreams were finally scrutinized, it appears she has some bottled up emotions about something.

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:01:37 +0000

The diabolical Diet Coke and Mentos IED.