Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:19:37 +0000

"Yes, I am a Democrat, why do you ask?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:22:49 +0000

Kucinich Girl rulz!

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:33:18 +0000

Do you think this dress makes my butt look big?

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:27:14 +0000

"Hi. Welcome to Google. Meet our mainframe."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:05:16 +0000

I'd like to build the world a home
and furnish it with love
grow apple trees and honey bees
and snow white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
and keep it company

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:33:26 +0000

My grandparents went to Area 51, and all I got was this stupid hat.

Get all of your narcolepsy supplies at Boudray's today!

Batteries not included.
Some asembly required.
Not recommended for men over seventy years of age, or with a history of heart disease.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:02:52 +0000

The Great Gazoo is somewhat more attractive than I remember.

By: Reader

Reader — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:42:14 +0000

Beware, Padawan, or the Light Saber Helmet will escort you down the Dark Side with unopposable power. You will strike down all who oppose you, and all who would befriend you. Only Yoda has evaded the instant death this devious weapon brings.

By: Deathlok

Deathlok — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:05:13 +0000

New FIOS Customers beta test the new antenna.

By: Right Pundits

Right Pundits — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:36:15 +0000

Debbie Stabenow Caption Contest...

Would you cheat on this woman? Well of course you would cheat on Democrat Debbie Stabenow, the U.S. Senator from Michigan. She is a liberal feminist who bears a typical resemblance to her dog. Her husband Tom Athans did it for $150. He was arrested...

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:54:53 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

Rodney breaks out the tin helmet....

By: Timmer

Timmer — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:16:21 +0000

I just got tired of my boyfriend grabbing my ears.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:59:12 +0000

"That's my wife. She wears it when I don't stand a snowball's chance in hell."

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:55:27 +0000

Obama continues to learn that some endorsements require very careful handling: "Hanoi" Jane Fonda's is just the latest example.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:11:52 +0000

In 2007 there was the outrageous lie that she had been brutally attacked near her Manhattan apartment by conservatives. Now Randi Rhodes of Air America has been suspended after going off the deep end yet again with a foul-mouthed screed against Hillary and Ferraro.