Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:03:32 +0000

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt ...
So sexy it hurts

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:52:38 +0000

Fitness the Movie. Jimmy Carter and his International Surrender Institute delegation. Arrive in Damascus, for their talks with Baby Asshat. Let me tell ya, Bella Vista Village has more amenities than ....

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:21:59 +0000

"A Pitcher Is Worth A Thousand Words."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:19:44 +0000

"Wieners Steamed In Beer."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:29:02 +0000

"Us bitter working-class voters are about to lock and load. Better pray."

By: chsw

chsw — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:36:55 +0000

Another day on the Clinton campaign bus in PA.

chsw

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:14:09 +0000

Obama neglected to mention the BITTER working class who were CLINGING to DRINK!

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:54:56 +0000

Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
And the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Home, home on the range ...

With overcrowding due to increased demand, Darwin's Waiting Room adds a back porch and drink service.

Rev. Wright's new neighbors welcome him to the hood.

By: brainy435

brainy435 — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:45:49 +0000

In other news, CNN reporters sought out typical Pennsylvanians to ask about Barak Obama's latest speech.

By: Reader

Reader — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:20:55 +0000

* What do you mean "Is that your spare tire?"? * Yeah, just a towel... * Does this make me look fat? * The last thing Geraldine Ferraro remembers seeing before waking up and saying "If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position." * Sign up now for the "Ron Paul Weekend Getaway". (not officially endorsed by Ron Paul or his campaign) * Russian "Silver Bullet" Roulette. Two glasses of beer and one that looks a lot like beer. If you can drink all three glasses, you win! * Two men were arrested today in the stabbing murder of Rush Limbaugh. The two men claim this photo proves Limbaugh, high on drugs and alcohol, was stabbing himself for fun. Officials claim the photo is phony, "You can tell that's not Limbaugh... the guy in the photo is too skinny". * Congressional leaders negotiate with Telcomm executives to resolve their differences over FISA. * "What does 'Not Potable' mean?"

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:09:31 +0000

Hillary's "Good Ol' Boys" await Obama motorcade.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:02:29 +0000

The Olympic torch relay takes yet another detour.

By: John425

John425 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:48:33 +0000

Wanting to prove themselves capable of governing, the DNC sends special operatives into Waziristan to capture bin Laden.

Democrat Superdelegates caucus for the serious task of selecting the Democrat nominee.

By: Support Your Local Gunfighter

Support Your Local Gunfighter — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:12:50 +0000

Weekend Caption Contest...

It's Miller Time at Rodney's!...

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:57:27 +0000

Some scientists are still trying to prove global warming.